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Hello Tony, I'm Baroness and I want your babies.
*rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:06, archived)
O_o

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:07, archived)
I don't know.
I'm on codene and ibuprofen tonight for my knee. Mixed with a lack of sleep and I'm practically chasing goblins.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:09, archived)
Ooooohhh meds

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:09, archived)
More than one SSG, cor.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:13, archived)
there's plenty of me to go around.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:21, archived)
I like to think of you as a time share b3tan

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:29, archived)
haha ffs, I swear, I just thought you were her again =[

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:15, archived)
He's cute
but...

Baroness is stripper hot. I don't think he'll be able to fake it, even with a girdle.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:30, archived)
Are man-girdles called murdles?

(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:32, archived)
Hahaha.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:30, archived)
I fucking swear, I don't even know why I keep doing it.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:31, archived)
Have I missed some fun?

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:32, archived)
Yes.
Tony's mind autocompletes the gentleman bastards name to the baroness, due to the same icons and laziness.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:38, archived)
I think I'd quite like mental autocomplete.

(I helped save b3ta! Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:39, archived)
Endless fun and games.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:39, archived)
evening miss
how are you, my day was lovely, i saw batman at the cinema, its awesome
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:10, archived)
Hurrah for your good day!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:19, archived)
how was yours?

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:21, archived)
Not that great.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:22, archived)
*hugs*

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:27, archived)
i saw that post deletion

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:36, archived)
a soon as
i saw the post i knew it must be you, the real baroness would say please
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:08, archived)
FUCK. I'VE ALWAYS BEEN READY FOR THIS DAY.
 
I'M COMPLETELY IN LOVE WITH YOU BARONESS AND I WANT YOUR CHILDREN.

I DON'T CARE WHAT THE REST OF THE WORLD SAYS OR IF THEY CALLED YOU A PAEDO BECAUSE YOU'RE GETTING ON NOW.

WE CAN RUN AWAY TO SCOTLAND AND ELOPE.

ILL BUILD US A HOUSE AND WE CAN RAISE RACOONS.

WE'LL HAVE SUCH SEXY KIDS.

WE CAN SELL THEM FOR A PROFIT.

JUST LIKE WE ALWAYS SAID WE WOULD.

I WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH YOU BARONESS.

OH PLEASE, PLEASE LET ME PUT MY COCK IN YOU.

 
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:09, archived)
if i got an icon like that
would you promise me sex and babies?
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:11, archived)
nahyou would need
a personality transplant too..
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:13, archived)
why?
whats wrong with my personality...i'd make an excellent mother to tony's children
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:14, archived)
*clicks*
thats going on the popular page
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:14, archived)
nope
but that one might..
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:17, archived)
as might yours

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:17, archived)
You boys should get a room.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:19, archived)
*clicks*
i'm in a clicky mood tonight
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:21, archived)
The popular page is for the birds or something.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:28, archived)
I'm going to click that.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:38, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/5250990
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:40, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/5250993
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:41, archived)
You won't be able to sell the kids
after you've had them.

Damaged goods and all.
(I helped save b3ta! SpoonMeiser, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:12, archived)
Dude, I'm not going beat our kids. Thats just bad for business.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:17, archived)