I've got biltong and a new book
and the Bulgarian State Radio and Televison Female Choir in my ears.
( moohalaa, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:28, archived)

I'm listening to a Natasha Bedingfield album for some fucking reason
Fucking hell I'm retarded

*changes the CD*
(__, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:30, archived)

You put a cd on.
If it was a random song that popped up, I could understand.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:33, archived)

I'm going through all my albums to listen to them
I've just entered the "B" section.

It makes me determine which album I'll never listen to ever again ever.
(__, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:36, archived)

I'd like to burn a copy
if you could lend it to me.
( SpoonMeiser, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:37, archived)

You'd like to burn Natasha Bedingfield?

(__, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:38, archived)

I was thinking about setting her CDs alight,
but I guess going to the source of the problem would be sensible, yes.
( SpoonMeiser, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:40, archived)

Why the fuck did you ever buy it?

( Malaka omdz, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:38, archived)

too woo the wimmin

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:40, archived)

It was £3, and I liked one of her songs
I thought "Maybe the songs she hasn't released will be like that, instead of the shitty poppy crap which makes no sense"

Turns out, it was the latter.

There's a horrid song on there called "I'm a Bomb" which has a horrible rhyming structure to it. It's like a five year old wrote it.
(__, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:41, archived)

"I'm a Bomb" by Natasha Bedingfield, aged 3 and a half
Yeah, yeah, woah, wo wo

Taxi ride, going down town
Me and my girls, going out
counting down to detonation
10 to zero, mushroom cloud

I'm a bomb, can you hear me tick?
Beware if you turn me on
There is no safety switch
I'm a bomb use only steady hands
To mess with me
You must be a brave man
(__, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:43, archived)

And, here is Bizarre from D12's rapping solo from one her songs:
Affectin' the world
Yeah, ah, D12
Bizzare the big kid that raps
A thousand kids with shower caps
How you like that
(__, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:45, archived)

tha's pretty dope
or fly

or nang

or something
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:47, archived)

I'm starting to think that all lyrics are shit

(__, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:50, archived)

Does it make you blue,
da ba dee?
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:54, archived)

It does.

(__, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:55, archived)

That's wack as hell lolol
Seriously, that Bomb song makes me cringe, and I'm only reading it.
( Malaka omdz, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:50, archived)

I negate that problem by having an awesome taste in music.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:40, archived)

I bet you've got at least one shit band in your music collection

(__, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:41, archived)

What if I like all the bands in my music collection?
Shit bands are a matter of opinion and in my opinion, I don't have any shit bands in my collection.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:47, archived)

I'M GONNA CATCH YOU WITH MY MOUTH

(__, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:48, archived)

no chance
there's always an ill advised cd bought on a reconmendation or because you loved a single and it turned out that the album was shite

no one is flawless
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:50, archived)

My point

(__, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:51, archived)

it's like saying you've never failed to bring a partner to orgasm
or said something you shouldn't when drunk
or the kids wanted it the whores

just doesn't happen
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:54, archived)

I always take these CDs back
and it always goes:

"hi , can i retun this please"

"yeah sure, what's wrong with it?"

"it's rubbish"

"er.. that's not really a good enough reason to return something, you've opened it"

"it's fucking rubbish, can i have my money back please"

"er, yeah, I guess so"
( Malaka omdz, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:54, archived)

EVEN SO
there is at least one record in every single persons collection that they feel slightly ashamed of owning
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:55, archived)

Oh, I've bought my fair share of right shit in my time.
Especially as a teen. I have just learned that you don't necessarily have to keep it.
( Malaka omdz, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:57, archived)

Aqua - Aquarium

(__, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:57, archived)

jack off jill- sexless demons and scars

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:58, archived)

Antony and the Johnsons - I Am a Bird Now
Thinking at first "Ooh, how EXPERIMENTAL"

Now I think it's 30 minutes of whining shit
(__, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:01, archived)

Argh, fuck that cross-dressing warbling fat shit.
I don't know how he ever got on Jools Holland. I wonder if he regrets getting certain people on his show.
( Malaka omdz, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:04, archived)

I honestly can't think of any that fit that description off the top of my head.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:55, archived)

there is no single or album bought in the heady adolescent days of trying desperatly to look cool and fit in that, really, deep down, you just think
what was i thinking?
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:57, archived)

I regret ever being 15
That was a shit year for music
( Malaka omdz, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:02, archived)

There may have been, however
My cd collection from back then got robbed in 2001. I've spent the last 7 years building my current collection and have forgotten all of the old one.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:04, archived)

I'll bet £5 it's the complete works of EMF.

( Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:48, archived)

Unbelievable.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:51, archived)

OH!
Everyone owns that CD. Everyone. And it's all shit.
( Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:53, archived)

Not me.
I have more financial sense than to throw money away on shite like them.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:58, archived)

Bohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:53, archived)

I don't think you're fit to judge music any more

( Malaka omdz, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:51, archived)