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Who's arsehole was completely blocked with spanish revolutionaries?
'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Gerbilinafishtank Gerbil in a fish tank...TURTLE POWER!, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 0:50, archived)
Ooh, i know this.

(I helped save b3ta! well, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 0:51, archived)
Joan Crawford

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 0:58, archived)
wahey

(I helped save b3ta! Gerbilinafishtank Gerbil in a fish tank...TURTLE POWER!, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 0:59, archived)
nigel from eastenders

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 25 Aug 2008, 0:51, archived)
He's fluent in Irish.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 0:58, archived)
Fluent in SHIT you mean?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 25 Aug 2008, 0:59, archived)
No, I don't think I do.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 1:00, archived)
then you're thinking wrong

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 25 Aug 2008, 1:02, archived)
Again, no.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 1:03, archived)
You're all messed up in the head

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 25 Aug 2008, 1:03, archived)
That's you!
lulz
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 1:00, archived)
Your mum

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 0:52, archived)
Dong Juan

(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 0:52, archived)
so this bloke goes into a record shop and says "do you have Bells That Jingle Jangle on a 7-inch?"
and the assistant says "no, I've got balls that dingle dangle on a 5 inch"
and the bloke says "that's not a record"
and the assistant says "it's not bad for a bloke who had mumps as a kid"
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 0:52, archived)
pfffft

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 0:55, archived)
how many gold's will london get in 2012?
well if it is anything like the handover in 1936 bloody thousands



i just thought of this one, i'll refine it
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 0:56, archived)
haha
that's pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! Gerbilinafishtank Gerbil in a fish tank...TURTLE POWER!, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 0:56, archived)
chortlestein

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 1:00, archived)
do you do you do you do you do you
want to dance?
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 0:53, archived)
If your friend don't dance
then they ain't no friend of mine
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 0:59, archived)
raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattatamattat

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 0:53, archived)
Dr Dre

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 0:53, archived)
Jade Goody

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 25 Aug 2008, 0:54, archived)
Goody goody tumour clunge

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 0:56, archived)
My Grandaddy had a theory
that any part of your body that got excessive wear and tear was a susceptible to cancer. If he's right, there's some fucked up blokes out there.
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 0:59, archived)
this is why i wear a glove

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 1:01, archived)
Cunning

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 1:02, archived)
Cunting.

(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 1:05, archived)
Did Team GB get any golds in that?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 1:09, archived)
Pffft.
Of course not. Nobody beats the Brazilians at that.
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 1:13, archived)
...half an orange for a head

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 0:56, archived)
The leonard cohen orchestra

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 0:56, archived)
they do things like this in welsh places too.
farm4.static.flickr.com/3281/2765608512_9cec5a8694.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 0:58, archived)
Níl fhios agam.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 0:58, archived)
I know what Noit's getting for Christmas:
www.mathlete.com/portfolio/wakeNbacon.php
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 0:59, archived)
in the last photo
it seems to have grilled a cross-section of Tutankhamun's cock
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 1:00, archived)
Haha, I hadn't scrolled down.
I like the Pulse lamp yoke aswell.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 1:04, archived)
hahahaha, ewwwwww

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 1:12, archived)
No one
That's just silly.
(I helped save b3ta! elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 1:04, archived)