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yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:39, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PDuqk_DSMw
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:39, archived)
Must do better.

(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:39, archived)
I can't approve of this.

(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:39, archived)
Far out, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:40, archived)
Thanks for spazzing my scrollbar.

(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:42, archived)

www.b3ta.com/users/hide.php?board=talk&id=5365834
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:43, archived)
You're very welcome

(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:44, archived)
Because fuck off.

(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:41, archived)
estimated potential comedy value of this thread: 0.07%

(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:41, archived)
+-

(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:42, archived)
0.0000000001

(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:46, archived)
wella-wella-wella tell me more, tell me more, how did you slip on the floor?
I have no idea why that's an auto-complete.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:41, archived)
Because it's your answer to everything?

(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:41, archived)
I've killed a tramp and I'm pouring the contents of his bladder down my neck.
/ac
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:42, archived)
a bit rapey to be honest
/ac
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:44, archived)
Funnel petrol up your jap's eye, then see if you can piss fire.
/ac
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:45, archived)
About a 2.5 on the Picardometer?
/ac
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:46, archived)
PIKEY OVARY OMELETTES ALL ROUND
/ac
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:46, archived)
Well, You had just better get your skates on then missy!
/ac
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:48, archived)
KNIFECRIMECREDITCRUNCHMADDIEKATIEWILLIAMHOUSEPRICERECESSIONIMMIGRANTS
/ac
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:48, archived)
It was the cheese bit that was bothering me, as I haven't made one myself in years.
/ac
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:49, archived)
WHAT COLOUR IS THAT, FUCKTITS?
/ac
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:50, archived)
The fact that Stoke hasn't been written off the global map by some over zealous tosspot,
/ac
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:51, archived)
well good luck finding scat porn on Teletext
/ac
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:49, archived)
does Y count as a vowel?
I heard once that it does.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:41, archived)
Only if there are no other vowels in the word.

(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:42, archived)
Or'ly?

(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:43, archived)
O'Reilly.

(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:44, archived)
auto parts

(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:45, archived)
Mmm. Reminds me of a lovely boy I went to college with.
He had an accent and a glimmer in his eye.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:45, archived)
Like myth?
You learn something new every day.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:43, archived)
or mythyth.

(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:45, archived)
One of thethe dayth I'll be a mythith
I'm getting married dressed (drethed) as Robin.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:46, archived)
Well, it's a kind of a dodge, really.
Part of the way that the English language and grammar have been defined haphazardly over the years.
Someone decided that it was a rule that all words had to contain at least one vowel.
Someone else pointed out that many didn't.
So y becomes an occasional vowel to cover.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:47, archived)
Ohhhh, politics.

(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:48, archived)
It's always politics when I'm around.

(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:54, archived)
It's basically the bastard lovechild of the letter i anyway.

(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:48, archived)
This might sound like a simple topic but it's not.
See here for details.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:53, archived)
Only if all the other vowels are busy.

(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:42, archived)
It does when it's used as a vowel.
You can tell by the sound.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:44, archived)
It's a semivowel,
along with W.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:45, archived)
That rule only applies in Wales and other backwards places.

(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:49, archived)
no, it really is.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semivowel
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:50, archived)
W should be 2 Us stuck together
but it's not. It's 2 Vs stuck together
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:50, archived)
U and V were originally the same letter,
just different styles of writing them.
You can still write round-bottomed Ws without ambiguity.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:54, archived)
sexual ambiguity?

(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:57, archived)
Round bottoms are unambiguously sexy.

(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:57, archived)
I'm sure you must have had a reason for starting this thread
I am also sure that the reason was in fact utter shit.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:42, archived)
i am certain that thine eruditely worded sentences
are in fact, posted by a queer
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:43, archived)
Sorry to disappoint you
But even though your sig says that you 'suck dick for a living', your gaydar appears to be broken
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:47, archived)
my gaydar is never broken
ever
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:47, archived)
posting infantile puerile shit on a messageboard?
consider 4chan
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:48, archived)
i hate 4chan so much

(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:49, archived)
ycs crew represent

(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:50, archived)
You're travelling in the wrong direction.
If you're too shit for 4chan then your next stop should be smacking your forehead into the piss-soaked keypad of a public telephone.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:51, archived)
..whilst listening to Coldplay

(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:54, archived)
Dude. Harsh.

(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:55, archived)
If he gets tired of that he can go to 4thur.

(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:54, archived)
I think there
should be more infantile pureile shit on this messageboard.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:51, archived)