So, he didn't go to ASDA, he went to Sammi's place.
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2414852.ece?OTC-RSS&ATTR=News
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:18, archived)

Those horse bastards aren't far from me.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:19, archived)

*confused*

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:20, archived)

Sorry, other news.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:21, archived)

Christ, that's just up the road from here.
Bastards
( M o D, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:26, archived)

Yep.
I don't live in Amersham any more, but I used to.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:28, archived)

Check your Gaz

( WormuIus, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:29, archived)

Gaz underwear
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:30, archived)

Goatworrier, I want your shitstained undercrackers on my pillow when I get home.

( WormuIus, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:31, archived)

Who says I wear any ?

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:34, archived)

Could you, just this once.

( WormuIus, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:35, archived)

It looks exactly the same as a few minutes ago, thanks.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:31, archived)

Just checking.

( WormuIus, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:32, archived)

I was worried that you had put me on ignore.

( WormuIus, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:33, archived)

I haven't, I'm just choosing to save whatever spite is in there until another day.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:34, archived)

In that case I would ask you to indulge me and read them now.

( WormuIus, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:35, archived)

She won't reply to your daily requests for some sort of affair either?
I'm begining to think I should give up.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:35, archived)

haha, I love you.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:38, archived)

If you and I breed, we'll have some sort of superjew child.
I'm not sure I want to be McLovin's mum.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:41, archived)

Ohh, we've GOT to now, just so we can breed revenge on the austrians.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:42, archived)

superjew!
That is my word of the day. I shall have the daughters say it at school.
( jenpots, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:43, archived)

god help me gonz,
i feel awful.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:21, archived)

*applies mint tea and hugs*

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:26, archived)

what a cure!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:29, archived)

Are you ill?
Yes.

Try some antibiotics/Dr House/dry toast and bedrest.

Thanks for your concern, Captain.

No, thank you.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:26, archived)

And I miss you when you're around
but I'm never lonesome when I'm by myself.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:24, archived)

have I missed something here?
Are you suggesting Sammi looks like a chimp or has a broken arm or what?
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:31, archived)

She said she lived in a zoo before.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:34, archived)

oh I see.
Thank you for clearing that up Gonz
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:34, archived)

I sometimes forget that people can't think what's going on in my head.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:38, archived)

Asda Asda Asda!
Woo Woo Woo!
( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:25, archived)

But
Sammi looks like a chimp, so who is the Zoo Keeper ?

Well I say "chimp", more like a downsy chimp, reanimated as a zombie after a hideous death.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:27, archived)

You won't be mocking him
when he stabs you while you sleep.
( jenpots, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:35, archived)

Oh gonzo, I'm on my way to the cinema
To watch star trek. Alone. Life just isn't fair.
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:35, archived)

I think I would prefer to watch Star Trek alone
no annoying people that know less about it to irritate me with their MASSSIVE IGNORANCE OF STAR TREK ;)
( WormuIus, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:37, archived)

oh!
I would've come to the pictures with you. I'm going to have to watch Star Trek alone too.
( jenpots, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:38, archived)

The four of us can go on a double date !
Me and Toppy, you and russ !

We should go on a wed, because then I can text my friend to get me a Orange Wednsday ticket. They've got a special offer on at Pizza Express now, that's a bit like Pizza Hut only they don't spray the pizza bases with oil.

I'll suggest we sit in the back row, because you get the best view there.

*Big Yawn and 'arm around your back' trick*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:41, archived)

my phone is Orange
can I be TUTT's date?
( jenpots, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

Oh god yes, that's a much better idea.
I'll be Russ's Man-Date.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:48, archived)

*cops a sneaky feel when the lights dip*

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:52, archived)

Oh Toppy !
If I wasn't enslaved at work this weekend, I would totally come up to see a picture-show with you !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:44, archived)