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Miquita Oliver and Lily Allen are on the telly.
I'm hoping they start lezzing it off.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 17:01, archived)
*Head in hands*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 17:02, archived)
I'm betting Miquita's the butch one.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 17:03, archived)
Dude, get some taste in women.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:03, archived)
Seriously, they're both built like brickies.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:03, archived)
they are both hot

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:04, archived)
The media tells me they're both very attractive.
Who am I to disagree?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 17:05, archived)
Oh Stu, clearly you must be some sort of sheep:(
How dare you have your own opinion on a matter of little to no significance?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:09, archived)
Of course I'm some sort of sheep.
I AM a leekwog you know.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
I bet you've got your opinions on other things as well havent you?
You sicken me.

Always remember, the opinion of internet strangers is superior in every way.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
Sometimes I even sicken myself.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 17:37, archived)
Steady now, remember your blood pressure.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
OH GOD, SOMEONE ELSE THINKS THAT GIRL WHO I SAW ON TV ONCE IS FIT !
I CAN'T FANCY HER NOW !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
Never mind 90Nzy, Hollyoaks is on soon.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 17:24, archived)
Miquita Oliver used to introduce Hollyoaks on a Sunday morning
I dread to think of the effect that had on gonzo
(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
He'd have to choose between a tissue and a sock.
Did he come on here and ask people which he should use?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:27, archived)
Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:28, archived)
Good grief!
*Explodes*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
you know some seriously effeminate brickies.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
I hope one starts lezzing herself up and the other runs at a wall with her head down

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:03, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Draig_aur.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:03, archived)
that's not gold, it's yellow.

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:04, archived)
Yellow means gold in pictures.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:05, archived)
In lots of the pictures I've seen gold means piss.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:06, archived)
Not RED. So it'll be too slow.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
It worked for Owain Glyndwr.
bottom of page:
www.fotw.net/flags/gb-w-ind.html
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
I hitler had ever got as far as wales
I'm sure they would have started using this flag
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Gb_w_eag.svg
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:09, archived)
Come home to a real fire.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
Nope. Dark curly hair. Short. Brown eyes. No flag for the Welsh.
They wouldn't have been classed as Aryan enough for anything other than at best slave labour.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
I went out with lily allen a while back.
It's nice to know I was her muse.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:03, archived)
You're Miquita Oliver?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:04, archived)
No.
I was suggesting I'm shit in bed, like her new song bangs on about.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:05, archived)
Oh, right so.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
I'm guessing by "her Muse" you are referring to
her "plug in", suggesting a vibrator?
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
I fucking love Miquita Oliver

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:06, archived)
she looks like she could beat me up.
cor.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
Any girl over the age of four looks like she could beat you up.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
they are menacing, them four year olds.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
It's those little scratchy fingernails and Barbie tshirts.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
keep talking.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:25, archived)

Miquita Oliver You've Been Framed
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 17:09, archived)
The day she takes over as host of that show is going to test my pants to the limit

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
Her and Jenny Powell.
*Aeroplane noises*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
Who the hell is she?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
Oh her.
She's got a bit of the council about her.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:20, archived)
That's called loveable waifish appeal these days.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 17:22, archived)
She used to present a televisual programme about popular beat combos.
Now she presents other televisual programmes about popular beat combos.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 17:21, archived)
She is good at presenting televisual programmes about popular beat combos.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:24, archived)
She's very good at having nice legs and wearing very short skirts too.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
Important skills for a young lady in the presentation of televisual programming industry.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
Really? I hadn't noticed
I just gaze in wonder at her beautiful face
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:27, archived)
She has a face?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 17:28, archived)
I'm not sure flowery dresses really suit her
I'll have to have a word when she gets home
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
D:

(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 10 May 2009, 18:04, archived)