Aporkalypse! Parmageddon! etc

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:01, archived)

i'm gonna think of another one if it kills me

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:04, archived)

oh god, i can't do it
*weeps*
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:11, archived)

Sausage rolocaust!

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:12, archived)

the end is pie

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:12, archived)

Baconspiracy

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:15, archived)

I'M COVERED IN RASHERS!

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

off to Valhamma with you

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:19, archived)

smear on some oinkment

(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:23, archived)

GLOBAL HAMDEMIC/GLOBAL PAN(cetta)DEMIC
I DON'T KNOW WHICH IS BETTER.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

THEY'RE BOTH SHIT
not really, hamdemic is better

ones with brackets in the middle are very gonzo

IT'S TOTAL CARN(saus)AGE!
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

By gonzo, do you mean completely retarded?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

Do you even have to ask?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

'very completely retarded' doesn't scan as a sentence
and gonzo's alright
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

I LIKE THIS.

( sleepybinky, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:18, archived)

HOW WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:23, archived)

FRICKING AWESOME how was yours?

( sleepybinky, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:25, archived)

i got utterly pissed on friday and had a barbecue on saturday.
i got clothes and books and a new car stero that does USB and MP3 and shit.
( sleepybinky, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:25, archived)

KICK ASS AWESOME THANKS

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

WHAT DID YOU DO? how does it feel being exactly um 3 years older than me?
OH i got ID'd on the way into the pub too.
( sleepybinky, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

I went out on Friday with the girls
and the on Saturday with friends and family. It was my friend's birthday yesterday so there were about 30 of us in the place, a mish mash of mutual friends, and our friends and families.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

friends and family and also i was there!

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

COOOL.

( sleepybinky, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:35, archived)