Lots and lots of work
but currently I am stuffing my gaping maw with chicken salad sandwich.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

'Noon cap'n
How was the weekend?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:08, archived)

I BOUGHT A CACTUS!
Also almost bought an 18th century French bed, but decided it was slightly too short for the wife.

Apart from that, it was choc-full of sunshine, the brilliant film Toy Soldiers and my mates. Lahverly. You?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:10, archived)

Shopping, cleaning, drawing
Nothing too interesting I'm afraid. I did spend the evening round at a friend's house yesterday, it was as predicted with me sitting like a lemon while he raided on WoW. Luckily I took my laptop so spent the evening drawing.
Oh I also spent the weekend not shaving. I now haven't shaved since my boss told me off on Thursday :D

What kind of cactus did you buy? Was it one of the really nasty ones or one that looks nasty but has soft bristles.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

I'd have made annoying noises until he gave up trying to play.
WoW and that are for when you're visitorless.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:14, archived)

He just turns the volume up on his computer

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

Go through his bedroom until he gets up to see what you're doing
then run past him, unplug his computer, steal the power lead and stick it down your pants.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

He closes the door to the computer room when we are in there
I do sometimes wonder why I go to see him :(
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:20, archived)

I wouldn't. Give up. He sounds useless.
If he wants naught but internet friends, let him get on with it. He'll soon realise he's a fat, white moomin with key callouses.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:20, archived)

He's not fat though
It's unfair, he eats takeaway food pretty much every night, does nothing but play WoW yet he's like a rake
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

More than enough reason to cut him out of your life.
Seriously, chap, he sounds like a prick who doesn't give a shit.

It's your call though, god knows I've had doormat tattooed again and again on my forehead.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:23, archived)

I don't think it's to do with being a doormat so much as a lack of other friends

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

Not you, I was just saying I've got no reason to offer advice because I'm a twat
not saying that you are.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

You are probably right (not about being a twat though) :)

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

I GOT TUNNOCK'S TEACAKES NUMNUMNUM

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:09, archived)

Wafers are better, but teacakes are good
I have no money on me, so I shall have to have a chocolateless day. :(
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:10, archived)

do you usually have chocolate every day?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:11, archived)

No, far from it.
I would like some today though.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:12, archived)

I do

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

Apart from a Starbar I had last week it's the first sweet thing I've had in about 6 months.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:12, archived)

I have chocolate more than that.
Probably why I'm not a size 8. Ach, never mind. There's time enough to be skinny when I'm in my box.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

When I'm dead I'm going to bloat up like Henry The VIII and explode my coffin.
with my willy.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:20, archived)

We might keep it, like Rasputin's.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

My new term for my winky this week is:
My Creaker
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:23, archived)

Should vaginas have names too?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

Of course. The more unerotic the better.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

My apocalyptic knickergoat.
Yes?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

size 8's not always attractive, mind
HELLO
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

I was a size 8 for a few weeks when I was a teenager
I looked so emaciated, it wasn't good. I'm built to be the size I am now.

Hello, little spanglebunny.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

I was size 8 for ages, being a shortie
but genes kicked in and I inherited my mother's hips and bum. Plus some extra boob is good. As long as it looks right on you, I wouldn't worry at all.

Hello, Captain! *salutes*
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:24, archived)

I have no idea what looks good on me.
The wife seems not to give a shit though, so we must be good. \o/

Boobs are good. I don't want mine to get any smaller now.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

^ speaks sense.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

hello DG
:)
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:24, archived)

Hello my lovely lovely flame donkey helper :)
I hope Paul didn't mind me taking your time. I'll buy you guys a brewskii and dinner in a few weeks if you fancy it?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

:) Naw, I left him with some internet.
Sounds good to me! Is your new flaming donkey fantastico?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

I HAVE 20 MINUTES UNTIL ALLOTTED LUNCHEON HALF HOUR
I will go to the sandwich shop in my poncho.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:10, archived)

You have a poncho? How stylish.
I have never owned a poncho.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:11, archived)

It's alpaca wool, it has a hood, and it was bought for keeping warm between boulder problems and routes whilst climbing
however it's far too cool for just that one reason.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:12, archived)

*tries to imagine*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:12, archived)

I have no images of it, yet.
I'm sure one will show up soon.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

I hope I can concentrate till then, GMoS
you are such a big tease.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:14, archived)

I was complimenting it with a flat cap on the weekend
I felt like the sexiest tramp ever.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:15, archived)

What did I wear at the weekend?
OH YES! My original Star Trek The Motion Picture t shirt. And grey checked bermuda short things (nicer than they sound). I was a summery captain.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:17, archived)