I did that at the weekend
and had my face very close to being buried in the armpit of the wee woman washing my hair. It's alright, she was quite fit in a titchy sort of a way (I'm 5ft3 and I was a good few inches taller)
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

I now have the slightly odd feeling of having a beard longer than my top-of-the-head hair.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

Do a handstand, quick.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

I might crash my skateboard if I do that.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

Not if you're RAD.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

TOTALLY TUBULAR!

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

GNARLY

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

handstand manual!

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

What style of haircut did you get?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

I woke up on Saturday morning with bunches.
I quite liked them.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

bunches is totally the name of your pet monkey
pervo
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

My teddy when younger was a luminous gorilla called Boris. I would pick his leather nose really fast when I was anxious

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

...

( WormuIus, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

Hush your lips guffbeak, you used to bite people you thunderous spastic :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

I thought that was just your mum's way of showing affection

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

Your mum shows affection my pecking you on the head
with her massive bill because she's a deranged pelican.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:46, archived)

Your mum shows you she loves you by
taking chunks of flesh out of any girls who may be interested in you.

It's just something mothers do
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:50, archived)

this is actually true

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

Aww, *ruffles hair*

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

The same. Long layers, keeping as much length as possible, Veronica Lake front fringy bit.
The front fringy bit's a tad too short, but it'll grow in.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

:D
I managed to style my hair last night, we have a low beam (~6'2") between my bedroom and the upstairs bathroom. At some point in the night I think I may have smacked my head on it hard enough to cut myself. I woke up this morning and there was blood spots on my rug and I had a nice big gash in my hair.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

Good work!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

Yes I was rather impressed.
I hit my head on that beam far too regularly in the morning just after I wake up. This was only time I can recall doing it at night though, maybe it was just the first time I've hit it hard enough to cut myself :P
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:41, archived)