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I've just painted our front door blue.
I now have blue hands and can't reach the white spirit down to clean them.

Who wants to be pulled off by a smurf?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:04, archived)
Oh Papa Smurf, not again :'(

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:05, archived)
doh!
I'll decline your kind offer if I may.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:05, archived)
Get in
so long as it's not Papa Smurf.
I always thought he was weird

edit: however, I'm 6'2", so if I were there I could reach the white spirit.
*goes off into babbling insanity*
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:05, archived)
Thats mans work

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:05, archived)
Pulling folk off?
You've changed.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:07, archived)
:( boys only, then.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:05, archived)
I'll get the plunger

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:06, archived)
I like my womb internal, ta.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:06, archived)
NO! you listen to me this time. it's time for a new meme. it's time for....
THE WOMB WANK!

now, I'll get the plunger.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:08, archived)
I'm frightened.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:09, archived)
It's like wanking off a wellington boot.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:18, archived)
How the fuck am I meant to walk?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
The same way men walk.

(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:23, archived)
I don't get how you lot don't catch yourselves, though.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
I tuck mine into my sock

(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:26, archived)
Hello, nurse.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
Animaniacs?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
There really should be a badge for you bimosexualists

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:06, archived)
One that you only earn once you've had sex with the opposite sex.
Bloody teenagers giving me a bad name.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:07, archived)
Agreed
Too many faux muff divers
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:10, archived)
Fucking teases.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
Most of em would run screaming at the sight of split clam

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:14, archived)
aw
never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
:D not at all patronising, dear.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:14, archived)
Or girls with really impressive clitorises.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:07, archived)
Define impressive in this context.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:08, archived)
Furry Dino's
or bigger.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:09, archived)
Alas, I have never seen her nethers.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:10, archived)
Nor have I
but it's frequently alluded to.
I suspect it may be the size of a small building.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
Somewhere between "third thumb"
and "you could hang your coat, boots and hard hat on that".
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:09, archived)
If I was packing something like that
I'd not be wasting my time talking to you people, I'd be dipping it in things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:10, archived)
Must not laugh...

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:14, archived)
guacamole?
cups of tea?
the tunnels underwater that conger eels live in?
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
Everything I could think of.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
an unsuspecting ear would be a good start

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:14, archived)
Your brain. I wish it to win awards.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:15, archived)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:16, archived)
I'd like to ask for my coat, boots and hard hat back
before you start.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
*moves pelvis slightly away*

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
Well I'd offer
but I'm pretty sure you wouldn't want blue paint in your fairy hole.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:07, archived)
My next question was re: the dryness of the paint.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:08, archived)
pfft
fairy hole.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
My name is Fae, so it works, too.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
Especially if you use the proper spelling faerie
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
Oh great uncle Bulgaria!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:06, archived)
em....not really

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:09, archived)
Can I put horns on you an pretend that you are a World of Warcraft creature?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:10, archived)
Murloc

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
No, these are just new pants

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:16, archived)
only if i get to be Gargamel

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
Is that Gilgamesh's brother?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:15, archived)
I have no idea... If he was, I don't think it was ever revealed in the cartoon.

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:28, archived)