EVERYONE CHILL OUT.
I fixed the car stereo. Apparently it shared a fuse with the cigarette lighter.
Still no working woofer though. :(
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:48, archived)

It's okay you don't need one.

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:49, archived)

get a Car Dog

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:49, archived)

JOKE RUINER

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

Dude
this shit is beyond you.

Let someone else do it.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:49, archived)

Do you realise that wiring in a dog to your car isn't a Woofer right?
Nor is wiring in an underwater dog a Sub Woofer.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:50, archived)

NO >:(
When you see a big dog with a little dog that is a woofer and a sub-woofer, DON'T RUIN IT.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:56, archived)

BUT PUGS ARE NOT 'SUB' THEY ARE THE MASTER RACE.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:58, archived)

They are not fit to bear the woofer name >:(

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:59, archived)

I agree. UBER WOOFER MORE LIKE!
2.bp.blogspot.com/_WVzu5P0oiDw/SRBcOrjhuCI/AAAAAAAAADQ/1TrGJa2KHpY/s320/monkey+pug.jpg
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:01, archived)

Hahaha!

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:13, archived)

Find out why the fuse blew in the first place
a blown fuse is a symptom, not the problem.

Unwire the power to the woofer, connect a spare light bulb from the emergency kit you carry around with you at all times because it's the law, then turn on the ignition. If the bulb lights, it's the woofer. If it doesn't light, it's the wiring.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:50, archived)

You're too sensible.
Get off the internet.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

When it comes to automobiles, I'm Captain Fucking Practical
Plus, I really want balders to diagnose for himself the cripplingly expensive problem he has in his car wiring.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:53, archived)

Crippling piffling.
He can just buy a few metres of twin and earth cable and rewire the whole kaboodle.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:54, archived)

Ideally on the outside of the car for maximum Heath Robinson effect.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:55, archived)

If fuses are blowing, something's shorting
which could mean chopping out entire sections of loom, or even the fuse box, which if left to balder's capable hands means an electrical fire and the complete devestation of whatever Korean fucking shitbox car we're talking about in the first place.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:56, archived)

I would love to see photos after this happens

(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

And during.

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:58, archived)

A video
as the sparks start and then the seats catch fire and his clothes catch alight so he's running around frantically bashing himself trying to put them out when the fuel tanks catches and only then does he remember to stop, drop and roll.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:01, archived)

:)

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:02, archived)

unfortunately electrical fires don't really look like that
you get a brief puff of smoke, an acrid stench and then thick clouds of noxious vapour. Your car must be an utter shitheap to start with if it manages to burn through to the fuel hose or into the cab.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:03, archived)

That's why I'm sure it would go up like a rocket

(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:05, archived)

Now you're just giving him ideas for his next podcast.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:59, archived)

Just stick an angry dog in there
Simple
( B.T., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

This makes me :(
www.cynical-c.com/?p=13347
"This is the worst book I have ever read!!! I started it with an interest toward the Holocaust. Anne Frank never talked about anything even relating to this major historical event in her short life"
( SuperMatt, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

This makes me lol in a bad way.
This book was soo boring i read 2 pages then i burnt it. If you read this book i will personaly burn it for u……. SHe dint need to rite a fricken diary she just wanted to become famouse and she wanted people to feel sorry for her!!!!!!!
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:53, archived)

Fucking hell

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:54, archived)

I personally think that reviewer has problems with fire.

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:55, archived)

fire adulthood
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

To be honest, all books that contain the word Diary
are simply more ammunition for the argument that the entire human species ought to be culled.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:55, archived)

Type in 'anne frank's d' into google and look at the 6th one down.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:55, archived)

o_O
Afterlife?
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:56, archived)

Anne Frank's DDs?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:58, archived)

Put the wires across you tongue to see if there is any power available

( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

Pick'n'mix strikethrough.
tongue penis
wires penis
power penis
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:00, archived)

SHAVED BALLS

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:01, archived)

Or "GOB STOPPERS" as I prefer to call them.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:05, archived)