A brilliant flash of light
then silence
then a massive bang and flying debris
(_Cats, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

*slow claps*

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:56, archived)

Better than the fast
clap I got from Usain Bolt :(
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:04, archived)

You got the clap from Usain Bolt?

( Jobe, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:08, archived)

all of /talk is vaporised
contact the relatives
(_Cats, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:56, archived)

No John. You ARE the demons.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:58, archived)

and then reverse_transcriptease was a zombie.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:09, archived)

What the fiery fuck ARE you?

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:00, archived)

a bit KeRrraZzY!!!

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:02, archived)

oMgRaGeOuS
and LoLaRiOuS
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:04, archived)

Go and do the same to QOTW offtopic.
It's here: www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/

Good luck.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:00, archived)

they'd probably hug him
and invite him for tea,
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:01, archived)

Job done then.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:03, archived)

I don't like tea.

( Cawl, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:05, archived)

are you some sort of heathen?
note I stopped short of implying you were a cunt for not liking tea
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:06, archived)

It just doesn't do
The special things that coffee does to me.
( Cawl, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:07, archived)

like touch your penis?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

Damn straight.

( Cawl, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:13, archived)