Get back i have a bomb
if anyone comes near me ill detonate!!!!!!!!!
(_Cats, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:53, archived)

Great introduction here.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:53, archived)

i warned you
KABLAMOH
(_Cats, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

A brilliant flash of light
then silence
then a massive bang and flying debris
(_Cats, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

*slow claps*

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:56, archived)

Better than the fast
clap I got from Usain Bolt :(
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:04, archived)

You got the clap from Usain Bolt?

( Jobe, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:08, archived)

all of /talk is vaporised
contact the relatives
(_Cats, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:56, archived)

No John. You ARE the demons.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:58, archived)

and then reverse_transcriptease was a zombie.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:09, archived)

What the fiery fuck ARE you?

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:00, archived)

a bit KeRrraZzY!!!

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:02, archived)

oMgRaGeOuS
and LoLaRiOuS
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:04, archived)

Go and do the same to QOTW offtopic.
It's here: www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/

Good luck.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:00, archived)

they'd probably hug him
and invite him for tea,
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:01, archived)

Job done then.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:03, archived)

I don't like tea.

( Cawl, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:05, archived)

are you some sort of heathen?
note I stopped short of implying you were a cunt for not liking tea
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:06, archived)

It just doesn't do
The special things that coffee does to me.
( Cawl, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:07, archived)

like touch your penis?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

Damn straight.

( Cawl, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:13, archived)

Right that's that over with then.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:56, archived)

I'm voting for going near you.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

uh... ok.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

Hello little ducky feet.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

hello sailor
how's things?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:07, archived)

Ugh. Hot, hungry. You?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

Sleepy
but will be learning how to use gears in a car park tonight. Also tea is being made for me, so good.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:18, archived)

oh

( well, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

loollllllllll

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

Time to get I'll!

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

You gotta fight
for your right
to punctuate
( broadsword, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:00, archived)

does he have a licence to i'll?

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:04, archived)

ill say so!

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:08, archived)

Go for it.

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

Hello new person
loving your work!
can I see your tits?
( broadsword, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

You will detonate?
What about the bomb?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

I will
rape your face.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:56, archived)

Congratulations

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:57, archived)

Different, I'll give you that...

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:00, archived)

that started sooooo well

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 14 May 2009, 15:00, archived)

don't hate

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:02, archived)

not hate
constructive crit.. hey and june motherfucker
JUNE comes trueblood!!!!

i am soooooo gagging
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 14 May 2009, 15:05, archived)

Please put us out of your misery.

( Jobe, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:01, archived)

Spot the attention seeking spastic.
Protip: it's you.
( WormuIus, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:09, archived)

Awwwww
*crumples up piece of paper with 'Wormulus' scrawled on it*
( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

Ther...
oh.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

Ignore Wormulus, his dad used to beat him when he was little and now he's impotent. He's so filled with rage and hate he can't see that Viagra is a better solution to his problems than being an 'internet tough guy'.
...
( lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:13, archived)

Woah! Steady on sausage fingers.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:22, archived)

'Sausage fingers' ...
... gah, my secret shame revealed.
( lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:27, archived)

His words hurt me

( WormuIus, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:28, archived)