I'm going do something
what shall I etc?
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:56, archived)

Come to London.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:56, archived)

No
London is shit.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:04, archived)

That's why I don't live there.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:06, archived)

Pfft, London is distinctly shoddy.
This idiot filter is chuffing excellent. Good work, Woodside.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:24, archived)

Idiot filter eh?
Guess you can't read this then, you spacker!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:29, archived)

Wait...
oh...
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:29, archived)

In the right circumstances, it can even work in context.
www.b3ta.com/talk/6152097
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:39, archived)

I would like to try out your filter.
Would this be possible? May I try out your filter, Mr. Woodside?
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:41, archived)

Oh my, that's a bit special.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:42, archived)

Oh, that would be a damned fine example.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:45, archived)

hahaha.
Excellent job, I love it highlights the offending text.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:58, archived)

If you hover over it, it'll tell you what was there before.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:00, archived)

Ah, I wondered about that.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:01, archived)

lolz

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:04, archived)

Look at what I
just did.
I'm a bad man.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 15 May 2009, 23:57, archived)

Haha.
Brill.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:58, archived)

Oh you terrible bastard.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:59, archived)

your good at this, or maybe your not, i'm not to judge, no offence
cool
( mongychops, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:05, archived)

arf

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 16 May 2009, 0:07, archived)

*psst*
typo
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:10, archived)

It's phonetic.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 16 May 2009, 0:12, archived)

fare enuff mait

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:13, archived)

oh come on, don't be so tough on yourself
it wasn't that bad
( vladimir, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:16, archived)

YOUR MUM LOL!
No, but seriously. Maybe watch a film? Listen to a CD that you haven't heard in a while and read a good book?
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 15 May 2009, 23:58, archived)

I'm going to watch Rambo whilst listening to the Rambo soundtrack CD and reading a good book about Rambo
thanks.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

you should read some Rimbaud at the same time too
( vladimir, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:05, archived)

Shhhh
that's what I really had planned. Maybe some skipping and flower arranging too.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:07, archived)

easy on the skipping there, perhaps it would be better to create a ballet based on your response to skipping, flowers, Rimbaud, and Sylvester Stallone's bone-crunching cinema of aggression
( vladimir, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:16, archived)

Rambo gay porn
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:05, archived)

Go commando while watching Commando.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 16 May 2009, 0:06, archived)

Not all at the same time, silly.
That'd be daft.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 16 May 2009, 0:09, archived)

You calling Rambo daft?
EH? EH?
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:12, archived)

Yes. Yes I am.
Especially the newest one.


Actually, I've not seen any of the Rambo films. Are they as good as Demolition Man?
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 16 May 2009, 0:15, archived)

First Blood Part One
is a staggering cinematical opus unsurpassed in its complexity, ambition and broadness of scope. Plus he gets proper mental stabby.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:23, archived)

...no ballet then?
( vladimir, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:25, archived)

I'm wearing a tutu
and pretending to jump down from a tree then slit someone's throat.

I can't see where this is going, to be honest.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:29, archived)

I think your bandana may have slipped down over your eyes
( vladimir, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:30, archived)

Does he wear a bandana in the film?
This could be a factor in my watching of this film.


I think this maybe the end of this sub-thread. Everyone's reading that one up there ^.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 16 May 2009, 0:36, archived)

There's never enough ballet in films nowadays.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 16 May 2009, 0:30, archived)

my flatmate just told me he really fancies asher roth.
WTF?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:03, archived)

I do too.
Total hottie.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 16 May 2009, 0:17, archived)

i suppose, statistically speaking,
it was inevitable that some girl somewhere would be in to that sort of thing.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:19, archived)

WoW player then?

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:18, archived)

oh
wait...
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:19, archived)

whut?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:19, archived)

www.wowwiki.com/Azeroth
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:21, archived)

Oh, was this some kind of comedy misunderstanding?
Haha!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:33, archived)

No...
yes :(
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:32, archived)

for christ's sake, will you two just shag and get it over with?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:21, archived)

Way ahead of you.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:29, archived)

I might go to bed now
I don't plan on touching my winky but if I do I'll be thinking about you two puffs having gruntyfumbles
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:32, archived)

Struggle snuggles.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:33, archived)

What?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:33, archived)

You don't need to know about it.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:34, archived)

I'm getting a lock for my bedroom door.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:39, archived)

shove something up yourself

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:23, archived)

WILL CARRY OUT
OVER.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:26, archived)

ROGER!

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:34, archived)