Whilst I am a bit dubious about the whole HEALTH AND SAFETY GONE MAD claim
This is very silly. Is there no room for individualism left anymore?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:01, archived)

We will all conform, citizen.

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

I'd like to believe
that you sported a cravat at school.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

some kids at my primary school
had clip-on or velcro-on ties. Generally it meant either:
- no one could be arsed teaching the child how to do a simple knot
or
- the child was too fucking stupid to manage to do a simple knot
and had nothing to do with health and safety, corporate image or anything else.
( Batsgirl, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

i remember being strangled by my tie by the cock of the school
for a wagon wheel
the next day i hit him with a 4 by 2.. we became mates after that.. kids are daft
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 17 May 2009, 11:14, archived)

I misread that

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

filthy minx

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 17 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

*minxes*

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

YOUR MUM is an instrument of social levelling.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:20, archived)

Unless you have a reliable source for this
I'm going to have to bite my thumb at you, sir.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:26, archived)

You should probably wash it first
given the number of sailors cocks that preceded it up your mum's arse.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:26, archived)

I bet your mum still dresses you.
And you do sit down wees. Like a girl.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:28, archived)

I do sit down wees on your mum.
Like all the girls.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:28, archived)

This is your mum's house
www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/may/15/china-sex-theme-park-love-land
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:32, archived)

This is your mum applying a vaginal douche
www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/aug/18/usa.flooding
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:33, archived)

This is your mum bending over
www.randomn3ss.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/russia.jpg
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:36, archived)

These are your mum's genital piercings.
spacescience.arc.nasa.gov/images/Saturn_rings.jpg
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:38, archived)

This is your mum taking her knickers off
maps.google.co.uk/maps?hl=en&ei=yOkPSpaAGIia_Abj3Z2jBA&q=mull+of+kintyre+map&ie=UTF8&t=h&ll=55.555049,-5.353088&spn=0.602763,1.779785&z=10
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:42, archived)

You're wanking to a map.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:44, archived)

You grow plants in your garden hoping they'll grow into porn-hedges like you found in the 80s.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:45, archived)