The football.
God it's frustrating. I require Liverpool taking something here against West Brom.
This should be a walk in the park, but they're making a tough time of it.

How's your football?
Bonus points for hiding your own side's incapabilities.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 17 May 2009, 14:49, archived)

I would like a thread without arguments, just for once.
Something happy we can all talk about.

My football is good. I want Europa League success, fuck what Harry Redknapp wants.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 14:51, archived)

Redknapp doesn't want Europe.
He never does. It's a distraction.
I'm not sure what from, but it's a distraction.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 17 May 2009, 14:52, archived)

Spurs have a nice healthy squad.
We've got at least 2 players for every position. This is definitely enough for European success.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 14:53, archived)

Has Danielle Lloyd scored with more Spurs players than Jermaine Jenas?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 17 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

Don't insult Jenas.
His name is shown proudly on the back of my Tottenham shirt.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

You want to be careful having JJ on your back.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 17 May 2009, 14:59, archived)

I was told off by some tottenham fans just before the kick off at the first Spurs Arsenal game.
It was a much different story at 90 minutes.

I always have faith in Jenas.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 15:00, archived)

He lost a lot of support here, too.
He's not living up to the early promise.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 17 May 2009, 15:02, archived)

the liverpool match in't going to affect Newcastle's chances
it comes down to Hull vs United next week, and even as a United fan, I really hope Hull get something from the match
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 17 May 2009, 14:51, archived)

Well if WBA win, they visit a safe Blackburn next weekend.
So it'll just kill them off.

One step at a time.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 17 May 2009, 14:52, archived)

an hour played an a goal down
admittedly I'm not watching the match, but I'd be surprised if Liverpool let them back into the match
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 17 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

there's always lots of handballs when the women's basketball association play

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 17 May 2009, 15:02, archived)

Given a win against Villa will almost certainly keep you up,
do you think Newcastle are capable of doing that at Villa Park?
I personally think you'll be relying on a draw, and hoping that Hull don't pull off an amazing draw/win against Man U.
( Druid, Sun 17 May 2009, 15:07, archived)

+ Manchester
+ Manchester
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

There's only one...
etc.
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 17 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

Sorry, pet hate of mine
it's perfectly acceptable in the environs of Manchester...anywhere else and I get confused/annoyed.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 14:58, archived)

My team is doing brilliantly
I'm very proud of them.
( jenpots, Sun 17 May 2009, 14:51, archived)

*Firm handshakes*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 17 May 2009, 14:53, archived)

Hmmmm
no bonus points for me, then.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 14:51, archived)

Chin up and all that.
There's points to be won.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 17 May 2009, 14:53, archived)

My emotions are seesawing, JMG

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 14:56, archived)

Still, one less to worry about now

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 14:59, archived)

I think anything taken from Villa will keep us up.
The big Hollywood finish.

..If the Unwashed don't win, tomorrow night. Sunday could in turn be absolutely awesome.
Results pending.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 17 May 2009, 15:00, archived)

Awesome only begins to describe that possibility

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 15:02, archived)

I think Villa would enjoy nothing more than making sure you go down.
It will be a good game regardless.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 15:03, archived)

You've said this about each team we've played for the past month.
..and the opposite for sides down there with us, MoT.

:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 17 May 2009, 15:06, archived)

I guess I have,
maybe I'm getting a bit caught up with the idea of a big team going down.

I'd still like the Unwashed to go down more than you though.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 15:08, archived)

Do Liverpool have anything left to play for?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 17 May 2009, 14:53, archived)

Pride

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 14:53, archived)

fucking scunthorpe penalties
wahhh
(PsychoChomp, Sun 17 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

WHY DON'T AWAY GOALS COUNT??

(PsychoChomp, Sun 17 May 2009, 14:57, archived)

Because they shouldn't.
Away goals is an archaic system.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 14:58, archived)

^this
it's a silly rule
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 17 May 2009, 14:59, archived)

in most situations I would agree
but in this case it went against us so away goals should have been there.
(PsychoChomp, Sun 17 May 2009, 14:59, archived)

I really wanted MK dons to win.
Growing up, my "local" side were Luton. There's no way I could ever support luton town. If the Dons were around then, I'd definitely be a fan.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 15:02, archived)

I predicted this.
Don't hate me.
( WormuIus, Sun 17 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

Oh wait, I've just seen the score
I didn't predict this.
( WormuIus, Sun 17 May 2009, 14:56, archived)

Not going up.
Not going down.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 17 May 2009, 14:56, archived)

it has long since ended, and badly, or not, no offence
great
( mongychops, Sun 17 May 2009, 14:56, archived)

my football is nearly flat
i need one of those schrader-to-football nozzles, or my game will be a bit weak
( spacefish bong!, Sun 17 May 2009, 14:58, archived)

*pops one in the post*
I bought loads when I was in JJB, cheap as chips.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 14:59, archived)

good point, i'll be going past there this afternoon
i'll pop in
( spacefish bong!, Sun 17 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

assuming you haven't bought them all, that is

( spacefish bong!, Sun 17 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

I don't know
but I was quite freaked out by the Tevez face mask in the Sun
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 17 May 2009, 14:59, archived)

Once again The Sun represents the thoughts of its readers with a classy free gift!

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 17 May 2009, 15:00, archived)

Indeed
I'm not sure what this Tevez business is all about, as I don't have the patience to read the Sun properly

/just looks at the pwetty pictures
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 17 May 2009, 15:08, archived)

I kicked one once, I don't know where it went though

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 17 May 2009, 15:01, archived)

MY FUCKING COLD FRAME I BET
*shakes fist*
( Druid, Sun 17 May 2009, 15:05, archived)

You have a cold frame?
Buy it a jumper, for gods sake.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 17 May 2009, 15:14, archived)

I don't have a football.
I have sweat though, would anyone like some sweat.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 17 May 2009, 15:07, archived)