I will respond honestly to anything asked in this thread
go.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 17 May 2009, 23:55, archived)

How many times did you wank in the past week?

( Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 May 2009, 23:56, archived)

3

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 17 May 2009, 23:57, archived)

SLACKER
do try to keep up
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 18 May 2009, 0:00, archived)

*hangs head in shame*

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 18 May 2009, 0:07, archived)

Have you ever been caught sniffing your mum's undercrackers?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 17 May 2009, 23:56, archived)

No.
It's quite difficult, what with her being all the way on the other side of the world.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 17 May 2009, 23:57, archived)

Even so, you must be quite a pro.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 17 May 2009, 23:58, archived)

Don't you want me baby? Don't you want me, oh-oh-oh?

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 17 May 2009, 23:56, archived)

No.

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 17 May 2009, 23:58, archived)

Do you love me now that I can dance?

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 18 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

You can dance if you want to.
You can leave your friends behind.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 18 May 2009, 0:02, archived)

Do you think I'm sexy?

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 18 May 2009, 0:02, archived)

You're not my type.

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 18 May 2009, 0:04, archived)

Do you think you're better off alone?

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 18 May 2009, 0:05, archived)

Yes.

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 18 May 2009, 0:06, archived)

Don't you wanna know why we keep starting fires?

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 18 May 2009, 0:16, archived)

can I have your debit card number, and pin number please.
plus valid from and too dates and those 3 numbers on the back.

Thanks.
( MrA, Sun 17 May 2009, 23:57, archived)

No, you may not.

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 17 May 2009, 23:58, archived)

You asked "Can I...". Rookie mistake.

( Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

indeed
I fail in the world of crime :(
( MrA, Mon 18 May 2009, 0:02, archived)

Would you fuck me?
I'd fuck me.
(MooCow_Byter, Sun 17 May 2009, 23:58, archived)

Lights off, no talking.

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 17 May 2009, 23:58, archived)

I'm not surprised, you do resemble me 4 years ago.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 0:00, archived)

No,
4 years ago you resembled me, now.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 18 May 2009, 0:02, archived)

This is too much for my head.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 0:04, archived)

There's a lad at work who looks like a blonde version of you.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 18 May 2009, 0:05, archived)

buffalo bill quote?
WP, was on terrestrial last night :-)
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 18 May 2009, 0:04, archived)

I didn't watch it,
but I have seen it before.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 18 May 2009, 0:09, archived)

what is your account number and sort code?
(this is more of the same thing. This might be entrance into the world of crime, *excited*)
( MrA, Sun 17 May 2009, 23:59, archived)

I can't remember them off the top of my head.

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 18 May 2009, 0:00, archived)

Was I right to leave my 18 year old niece's birthday party when they put the Mamma Mia DVD on?

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 17 May 2009, 23:59, archived)

i'd consider you unsuitable to continue living if you didn't.

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 18 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

you should have left
once you felt its evil presence in the building.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 18 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

She didn't warn me she had it.
And there was alcohol there, so I had an incentive to stay. Plus I don't often see my brother.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 18 May 2009, 0:04, archived)

when it gets to the singalonga stage
I'd have to leave in disgust.

I mean, I liked Iron Maiden, but when there's a musical called 'Charlotte the Harlot' using popular tracks from the band's first three albums, I would have to strongly consider not leaving duing the second half of the show once I knew what it was all about and hoping it didn't have broadway actors in it.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 18 May 2009, 0:06, archived)

Oh I was long gone by then.
Despite her saying "Oh it's so good, you'll really enjoy it". She clearly doesn't know me very well. The only singalonga thing I've ever been to was the Rocky Horror show, and once was enough.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 18 May 2009, 0:11, archived)

well played
it's up to people like us to keep the foolish youth in check
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 18 May 2009, 0:19, archived)

When I first heard that song,
my immediate reaction was, "Shit, they totally ripped off that tune from Edgar Froese's 'Stuntman'!"

Then I looked up when "Mamma Mia" was released and realised that if anything, it was the other way round.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 18 May 2009, 0:04, archived)

Generic pop.
It must be hard not to sound like something else.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 18 May 2009, 0:06, archived)

what is the negative of Burnt Umber?
in colour names, I mean, not 24-bit web hex.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 17 May 2009, 23:59, archived)

Pink Slacks

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

beef curtains

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 18 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

Have you written your will yet?

( in vino veritas, Mon 18 May 2009, 0:00, archived)

No.
I will though.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 18 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

Why?

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 18 May 2009, 0:02, archived)

Why not?

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 18 May 2009, 0:05, archived)

you know I am

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 18 May 2009, 0:05, archived)

I know you are but what am i?

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 18 May 2009, 0:06, archived)

yeah you are!

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 18 May 2009, 0:09, archived)

quim.

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 18 May 2009, 0:10, archived)

Oh sheeeeet

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 18 May 2009, 0:12, archived)

is JMG
the second or the third coming
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 18 May 2009, 0:12, archived)

Neither.
Bill Hicks was the second coming.
The third coming happens in 2012 when madeline mcann is found bearing child.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 18 May 2009, 0:15, archived)

only if she can pick that new lock i just installed
i mean.. err.. great can't wait
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 18 May 2009, 0:26, archived)