Work.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:45, archived)

like the sort you do? Down at the docks?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:46, archived)

Yes
That's it exactly
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:50, archived)

I better have a shave then.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:50, archived)

Can I weave a rug from your back hair?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:51, archived)

it'd be a small rug.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:53, archived)

A bedside mat
for a mouse.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:54, archived)

quite pretty.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:55, archived)

Better a teeny-tiny wig for JMG

( thealternativefact, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:57, archived)

without hair he's irresistable
with hair he'd be invincible.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:58, archived)

He'll fix the expenses, the Tamils and the pig flu
and we'll all be thin by Christmas.
( thealternativefact, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:00, archived)

Oh dear...
I did a bad thing...

www.b3ta.com/questions/bullies/post424237
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

yes.... yes you did!

(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

:(

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

Wait...
You're not Shilpa Shetty.
I detect traces of lie in this QOTW answer.
To the Justice-Mobile!
( Cawl, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:14, archived)

I'm imagining a magenta Honda Accord with a boot full of Ninja equipment.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

Magenta?
Sure, why not.
I was imagining a black one with red stripes, A-Team style.
( Cawl, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

Damn it!
I thought magenta would be a subtle colour for pinning people to walls with.

Where did you see me?
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

People,
Or Smack-heads?
'cos they're not people, y'know.
As soon as you become a smack-head, you have to hand in your passport, driving licence and national insurance card.
Then they brand you "Sub-Human".
( Cawl, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:22, archived)

Ahh yes, not real people
My Honda of Justice has the added 'smack track' feature on the Sat-Nav. Then the car senses a smack-head, it takes control and exacts some vigilante justice. I don't even have to use my amazing karate skills.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:25, archived)

I like this idea.
But it saddens me that you don't get to use your ten-years of karate-skills.
( Cawl, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:34, archived)

I just tried shopping one.
but it looked shit.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:30, archived)