Butbutbutbutbut,
smashing the windows of your local fast food outlet, is the only way to end the capitalist oppression of the worlds poor! Every window broken, is a child lifted out of poverty.

Can't you see this?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:19, archived)

You're wasting valuable breaking things time.
*Continues chewing a chair leg*
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:20, archived)

Maybe we should have some sort of community theatre
To raise awareness...

*whines*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:20, archived)

No,
street theatre's where it's at.

Let paint ourselves green and stand still in Covent Garden, only moving to frighten young children who drop litter.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:23, archived)

I do believe, sir,
that this belongs to you: '
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:25, archived)

You're
too kind.

Now, be a good chap, and bend down to pick it up for me, will you?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:31, archived)

Oooh that would really define us and our cause!
Cup of fairly traded tea?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:25, archived)

Ooh, ta!
Croissant and a smug grin, anyone?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:33, archived)

Nut loaf sir?

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:34, archived)

I think a line needs to be drawn somewhere...

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:38, archived)

But I just made a fresh one
*surreptitiously removes remaining toilet paper*
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:40, archived)

Oooh and we really must go volunteer down the homeless shelter...
Having said that its far too comfortable sitting here in my armchair developing righteous indignation over all things and for all people
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:35, archived)

Oh come on
If we're talking spluttered indignation you seem to posses the lion's share of it.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:38, archived)

Donate some money,
and assuage your guilt. Or listen to Coldplay.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:40, archived)

I'll only donate money if I get a wristband in return.
I want the whole world to know just how selfless I am.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:42, archived)

brilliantly
you can now get "make poverty history" wristbands sponsored by FCUK, G-Star and a load of other clothing companies. Who use sweatshops. oh, the delicious irony..
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:45, archived)

Silly boy!
Just buy a "fashion band" from a street trader, and pretend to look as though you care.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:47, archived)

Oh don't joke
Once we get rid of the clown anarchists it'll be festival time and the real street theatre will descend.

I'm not sure which I hate more.
( Dekazer, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:26, archived)

Mimes!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:26, archived)

And
6th formers in period dress. Or dressed like the Marx Bros.

*cries*
( Dekazer, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:28, archived)

Oh but theyre so creative!


Arf:)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:30, archived)

I am normally a peace-loving
lefty hippy, but mimes deserve a good kicking. Try escaping from an invisible box with all your limbs broken.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:32, archived)

Is it possible to tell one set of clowns from the other?
Gah. Festival time.
Gah. Expensiver Beer.
Gah.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:28, archived)

Move to Oxford!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:28, archived)

What and live with clowns all year?


actually, if there were the right jobs I'd be there like a shot...
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:31, archived)

/giggles madly
/is moving to oxford
(Withiel assumes the position!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:35, archived)

Oh well
The common element had to move in at some point
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:37, archived)

God! Those statue people really piss me off.
It's NOT a talent.

It's NOT amusing.

It's NOT art.

And don't even get me started on jugglers...
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:30, archived)

Meh.
It's a living, and it seems to amuse the tourists. Good luck to 'em, I say.

Of course, there aren't any of them in my town, just a couple of fire'n'brimstone preachers.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:36, archived)

I don't mind
if they are juggling running chainsaws. anything else is frankly has a whiff of lavender about it..
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:38, archived)