I found £200 quid in an envelope with no identification on it
while walking the dog in the woods the other day.

Win.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:13, archived)

Yep, now there's an angry drug dealer in the woods
And some bastard dead because they haven't paid him.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:14, archived)

And this is a problem because...

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:15, archived)

I didn't realise I'd implied that it was

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:16, archived)

Yeah, but it's okay. Don't worry about it. Everything is fine. No offence.
smashing
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:18, archived)

No offence taken.
Great banter, great times.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:21, archived)

good forum
good times
( mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:22, archived)

This is entirely possible.
It was in the middle of nowhere though. All the money was pretty soggy, it had been there a while.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:16, archived)

was it soggy and salty?
you might have land pirates after you
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:26, archived)

Not sure about salty.
I didn't lick it.

It has all been spent now anyway.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:30, archived)

You're going to davy jone's locker for sure

I don't mean the bottom of the ocean, these are land pirates. You are going to be beaten and tortured and left in a locker in a bus station until you die.
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:34, archived)

Christ, what is it with the fucking dog walkers.
Stick to finding half-mutilated sexually assaulted corpses and leave the cash finds to the rest of us!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:15, archived)

The dog is a spaniel.
She is pretty good at sniffing out the corpses.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:18, archived)

whats the most common type of corpse?
tramp, junkie with bad debts, or stabbed up whore?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:19, archived)

Stabbed up whore is a perennial favorite round these parts.
We do get the odd tramp or junkie though. The junkies tend to have been mowed down with a Honda Accord first though.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:23, archived)

Honda accord.
The car that used blood to lubricate its gearbox... gearbox of death!
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:26, archived)

Deathbox
Surely nothing as mundane as a gearbox in an Accord.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:32, archived)

Lucky git!

( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:16, archived)

It was quite a stroke of luck
My car died the day before and I had no funds to fix it with.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:19, archived)

i read that as cat at first and sadfaced
then i realised it didn't make sense :)
( weaver., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:36, archived)