I'm not going to bed
how do you like that, eh?
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:26, archived)

how do YOU like that, eh?

( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:27, archived)

QUITE A LOT
The Warrors is on. I have wine.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:28, archived)

I have booze and don't have to get up in the morning
as I start at midnight. I think that's a win.
( Druid, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:30, archived)

I might be forced to rebuild some of the stuff I smashed up tomorrow
maybe I should just get drunk then smash some more stuff up.
Fucking about with old houses is great.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:32, archived)

I too am watching The Warriors.
Also, NO www.imdb.com/title/tt0423512/
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:31, archived)

Get. To. Fuck.
It will have none of the punchy goodness of the original.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:33, archived)

What a set of cunts.
Lazy lazy shit cunts.
( Druid, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:36, archived)

Now it's Blue Velvet
QUALITY ITV4 ACTION.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

i will also go to bed where i will cause no offence, or not, no offence
good night times
( mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:30, archived)

I hope you have great banter in your dreams

( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:31, archived)

I'm not sure why
but I'm lolling like a goodun at this post.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:31, archived)

I've just eaten a packet of refreshers BEATTHAT!

( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:31, archived)

I had a Curly Wurly and a Freddo at lunchtime today.

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:33, archived)

Well I've just had another packet of refreshers and a handful of pistachio nuts.

( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:52, archived)

Bah! You win!
I'm off to bed!

N'night! :)
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:57, archived)

I cannot
it's a winning move.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:36, archived)

sleeping on the couch
is a liberating experience
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 18 May 2009, 23:32, archived)

I'm doing last minute revision of good essay phrases and idioms to slip in.
"dans la semaine des quatre jeudis et trois dimanches" (in the week of four Thursdays and three Sundays) meaning "when pigs fly" is the current favourite.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 18 May 2009, 23:33, archived)

Quand les cochons volant
is that correct?
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:35, archived)

volEnt
But it's not the same idiom in French. You'd say "Quand les poules auront des dents" meaning 'when hens have teeth'.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 18 May 2009, 23:39, archived)

I love it when /talk gets all educational
gets me really randy.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:40, archived)

Tell me an idiom and I'll tell you what it would be in French. You can help me revise. Or not. I wouldn't if I were you.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 18 May 2009, 23:43, archived)

Ummmmm
how about "like rearranging deckchairs on the Titanic" ie a futile activity?
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:45, archived)

Hmmm. I can only think of 'se tourner les pouces' meaning to twiddle one's thumbs.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 18 May 2009, 23:50, archived)

I'm always quite shocked how much French I remember,
I read and understood all that, and I've not been in a French lesson since I was 15.
( Druid, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:37, archived)

Très bien mon chou.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 18 May 2009, 23:39, archived)

Well done my cabbage?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 23:47, archived)

My cabbage is very good?

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:49, archived)

I failed my French GCSE.
I think it's showing.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 23:50, archived)

Good luck for tomorrow.
Would that be 'bon chance pour demain' or 'le demain' or something different?
( Druid, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:47, archived)

BonNE. Chance is feminine. But the rest is right.
Well done again. And thanks. :)
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 18 May 2009, 23:51, archived)

I can't remember the Bernoulli equation, or triple integration, but I can remember
some basic French, that's pretty shit. Still, I liked French, all that graffiti in the Tricolore books.
( Druid, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:54, archived)

Jean-Paul est en retard.
HUR HUR HUR RETARD
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 18 May 2009, 23:56, archived)

Je m'appelle Jean Pierre. J'habite a La Rochelle.
J'ai un grande saucisse dans mon tete PUKKA PUKKA SPUNKY COCK GRAFFITI
( Druid, Tue 19 May 2009, 0:05, archived)

B+
Druid got off to a good start this term, however it seemed he lacked concentration towards the end.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 0:09, archived)

C+.
See me.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 19 May 2009, 0:13, archived)

I'll bring me beret.

( Druid, Tue 19 May 2009, 0:18, archived)

Es ist gut, weil man kennt nicht wann man könnte einen Franzose treffen.
Ich habe nie Französischunterrichten in meinem ganzen Leben, deshalb ich kann keinen Französisch sprechen.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:57, archived)

That's fighting talk

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

Sie bedeuten, "das ist Bekämpfungsprache".
Keinen Straftat, schöne Forumgeplänkel, gute Zeiten.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 19 May 2009, 0:10, archived)

Hahaha
Hakuna matata, nimefurahi, nzuri sana!
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 0:16, archived)

Französich ist schweriger als Deutsch ich denke, aber ich hab' kein Deutsch seit 2005 gelernt.
Ich bin überrascht dass ich Deutsch noch schreiben kann! Mit viele Fehlen...
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 19 May 2009, 0:08, archived)

DON'T BUGGER THE FLIES

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 19 May 2009, 0:10, archived)

Why would I?

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 19 May 2009, 0:23, archived)

I don't know. But James Bond says it in french in Casino Royale.
Also, you know, slag. etc.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 19 May 2009, 0:25, archived)

I've never seen Casino Royale I don't think. Or read any Bond books.
loslag
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 19 May 2009, 0:30, archived)

I got an invite to train with the GB squad
yay, or flipping heck scary.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:36, archived)

Make sure you wear a clean pair of underpants
and wash behind your ears.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:42, archived)

I don't wear underpants when I train

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:43, archived)

Sexy training
sexy, sexy training.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:46, archived)