I'm ok
I was looking forward to bullying lion-cake about politics.
( WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:09, archived)

The politics is buzzing up here.
Any minuite now someone's eaither going to invaid someone, or The Euro is going to "Sort It Out, Mate".

But to be honest, I'm getting all of my news from people who are getting their news from people who looked over the shoulder of someone who might have been on BBC News website.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

END COMRADE BROWN'S SOCIALIST DEATH-PARADISE
WE ARE PAYING OUR TAXES TO FAT PEOPLE
PEOPLE ON BENEFITS SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO GET FAT, OTHERWISE HOW CAN WE EXPECT THEM TO WORK!!!!!!!
( WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

Death to all people not doing handstands at lunchtime
No money without hair
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

DISGUSTING MPS SPENDING MY MONEY
ONLY RICH PEOPLE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO BE MPS!!!!!
( WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

Only people who don't want to be MPs should be allowed to be.
Generally, anyone that actively desires power is too corrupt and morally bankrupt to have it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

So, Prime Minister of Britain, will you be attending the International Conference?
Nah. Can't be arsed.
( thealternativefact, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

EXACTLY.
All these conferences are a waste of fucking time, anyway.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

*Looks at the buffet menu first*

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

These days
I get the important breaking news from Sickipedia.
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

I get all my news from the Daily Mash
I figure if it's worth being satiricial about, it's probably worth checking up on.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:19, archived)

I'll have to check it

( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

www.thedailymash.co.uk
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

I'd pay to see you bully a lion

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

I'd poke it with a stick through the bars of its cage

( WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

and cry when it roared at me.

( WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

mmmmmmm..... lion bars....
/homer
(likeajackhammer, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:14, archived)