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I met a man in the pub once who said he punched a badger.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
Badger is sometimes used a slang term for homosexualianists.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
I heard they can smell bum up to a kilometer away,
and you can stop them only with a firm punch to the nose or gouging their eyes, or a harpoon gun
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
I heard they can hear colours.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
Someone once told me they nurture their young in pouches on their chests

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
It's political correctness developing full blown schizophrenia.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
I saw one in the street one night
It was weaving a small ceremonial Squirrel figurine out of a hedgehog.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
homophobe

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
Homo

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
phoblerone

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
I've had a drunken debate with a vet about my ability to take on a badger.
He said it will rip me to pieces. I'll prove him wrong some day.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 19 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
My reply looks really fucking dodgy after what Dr P has put above.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 19 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
You disgust me.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
I've heard they're vicious.
This guy reckoned he'd bumped into one in his van or something, but it was only stunned, so he picked it up by the scruff of its neck, slapped it a few times, and sent it on its way. He also said he'd killed an Alsation that went for him one time. Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
That sounds like
you've been to a QOTW bash.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:22, archived)
honey badgers are tough little bastards
www.b3ta.com/links/The_Honey_Badger
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
bastardbadger

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:35, archived)
awesome

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:42, archived)