b3ta.com talk
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Talk » Message 6161371 (Thread)

Although some people said that there'd be "a suprise"
which I'm sure will be some hilarious way of taking the piss out of me for their enjoyment, rather than something I actually want.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
People are pricks.
I hate birthdays.
Fuck everything.
I wish I was dead.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:30, archived)
Happy birthday

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:30, archived)
It's not until tomorrow.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
My wife and parents are taking me for a surprise meal at a carvery tomorrow night.
I don't like carveries.
They do.
I like chinese.
Everyone knows this.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
Maybe they're making you think you're going to a carvery, but actually they'll take you to a chinese.
And then not let you order the duck.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:34, archived)
Turn up to the carvery like you're in Tianemen Square during the student protests.
Lay down in front of cars trying to get in to the car park, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 15:34, archived)
I just might.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
Insist on eating your carvery food with chopsticks.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
I might fake illness.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
Or run away to North London
and I'll buy you some Chinese food. The place up the road is lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
Deal.
Can I have sex with you too.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:37, archived)
That's what I really want.
Chinese food and some dirty sex.
I'll get a carvery and a wank when the wife's nodded off instead.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
I was happy until my birthday came along.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
That's a lie

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
Yes, I'm sure they won't mind.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
Have a good day

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
Have a good time

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:37, archived)
I've updated my fan club page.
This has NOTHING to do with your PODCAST.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
I am a tacit supporter of your fan club and commend it.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:32, archived)