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Stop trying to test the faith of idiotic christians.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
Jesus was a dinosaur.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
Can we have that argument again?
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
Me too
The world is only 18 months old and was made by a big fairy with a beard.

The beardy fairy made the world and lots of little pixies to help him but one pixie was a cunt and fucked off to the world to have a wank and spoil things. The beardy fairy sent his son down to tell everyone not to listen to the wank pixie and be good and nice but the joos killed him with hammers.

The ends
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
Only because you don't believe in he word of our Lord and Saviour
And you will not be ready come the day of rapture, which is fast approaching.

OH SAVE ME LORD
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
Fuck off to Merica

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
How will I save you all from yourselves if I leave you to your SINFUL WAYS?
OH LORD, SAVE THIS LOWLY SINNER, BRING HIM TO THY TABLE AND FEED HIM OF THE FRUITS OF THY LOINS
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
Stick your bible up your cunt
your mother sacks cooks in Hull.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
She is the head chef at Hull's Pies Inc.

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
The Belgrano should not have been sunk.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
Was this becuase it was sailing away from the british troops and was probably outside the exclusion zone
or becuase it was made of candyfloss and filled with kittens?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
This is despite the Argentinian Government and the Captain of the vessel both admitting that the attack was justified.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
Did Doris Stokes reveal this
via ouija board ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:01, archived)
The Captain has a stupider name
Hector Bonzo
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
Those poor boy scouts
They were only out sight seeing, armed with hundreds of torpedos and tens of thousands of rounds of ammunition.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
To be honest, trade unions are counter productive
And Thatcher only did what she had to so their power would be broken and the corrupt unions could be dismantled.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
But Theoban, what will ill informed students and wannnabe lefties moan about now the truth is out?
WHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:06, archived)
Well, the fact she used to feed on babies' souls is pretty rank

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:07, archived)
Read the book of Job

(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:06, archived)