he does speak the truth, though
it's the BLINDINGLY FUCKING OBVIOUS truth

e.g. "you need to get a job and pay for your bastard kids!"

*crowd get to their feet and all hail the new fuhrer!*
(likeajackhammer, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

"You really need to stop putting Tennants on your cornflakes
and learn that repeatedly punching your wife in the face is NOT foreplay, sunshine"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:15, archived)

You forgot
"at the end of the day"
( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:16, archived)

You eat cornflakes at the start of the day, though.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:17, archived)

"When you leave this studio
are you going to help your kids get off the skag as soon as you get out of prison ? Are you going to help your 30 stone wife out of bed in the morning so she can walk to the shops to buy crisps, fags and cider ? Are you going to be a better person for this experience ?"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:18, archived)

MY BROTHER WAS A DRUG ADDICT
etc.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:23, archived)

Did he touch you ?

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

"You are going to have to learn that sleeping with a string of men, because your semi-literate boyfriend looked at your mum
is NOT the secret to a lasting relationship."

"later in the show, we destroy a poor man/woman's life by telling the world that their relationship is a sham, because his/her partner is a lying, cheating slut - in our lie-detector test"
(likeajackhammer, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:18, archived)

We asked Derek "Did you have sex with your brothers mum
at a party while drunk ?" he said "no" and the polygraph showed he was lying.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:20, archived)

We asked Chantelle "Have you had sexual relations with anyone else since you started seeing Peter"... she said no... she was telling the truth
We then realised she didn't understand, so we explained what sexual relations meant... and she shit herself - literally
(likeajackhammer, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:24, archived)

We asked Brian
"Did you set fire to Marys dog when you found out she'd let Terry finger her outside McDonalds" He said "Yes"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

I could do a show like that.
And now for the DNA test Zoe. This man you call your father, the man who changed your nappy and bounced you on his knee is.....................................................................................................................NOT your real father.
Now man the fuck up and piss off. You go that way and you go that way.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 19 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

it just shows how shit some of western society is at common sense.

( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:16, archived)

western
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:18, archived)

exactly...
the fact that they went ON the show, displays a decided lack of that particular quality...
(likeajackhammer, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:20, archived)