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anti-aging creams will undo years of sunbathing and smoking and staying out late

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
Not for you
you look like Lovejoy
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
you look like Lovejoy's scrotum

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
He has on occasion stood in as a scrotum double.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
Angry Scrotum #4.........................Goatworrier

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
everyone knows it's spunk that can really do this,
specifically mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
oh I've got a good one,
if you eat diet food as well as your normal food you'll lose weight.
you can stuff your face all day as usual, but if you have a slimfast before you go to bed, it undoes it.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
spheres fly into your hair when using conditioner.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
your hair is somehow nourished by conditioner
it's dead. really quite dead. not able to be nourished at all.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
Eating slightly less cake is as effective as regular exercise

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
eating twice as much low-calorie cake is as effective as exercise.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
Wearing tracksuits and trainers makes you look athletic
despite the tracksuit bottoms being a 40" waist
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
of their children: "it's just puppy fat"

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:46, archived)