Hey fitness fighters.
JMG signing in.
What's the hot topic?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 20:41, archived)

I want some attention,
I'm not getting enough.

I don't want to stoop to starting a thread rush or random bullying.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 20:41, archived)

Fall out with somebody.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 20:42, archived)

I don't want to fall out with somebody.
I want some nice, friendly attention.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 20:43, archived)

cunt

( jenpots, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:43, archived)

Not from you,
I get plenty of your attention.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 20:45, archived)

That's cos I'm lovely.

( jenpots, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:45, archived)

Your attention will have to do.
You may choose a topic of conversation.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 20:49, archived)

what?
Oh no. I'm not putting effort in.

cunt.
( jenpots, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:50, archived)

This is lovely...

( thealternativefact, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:50, archived)

isn't it!

( jenpots, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:52, archived)

Put some effort in,
or I'll get the train up to Yorkshire and stab your children.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 20:51, archived)

meh
you're not scary either.
( jenpots, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:52, archived)

Am I sexy?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 20:53, archived)

I seriously doubt it.
You are a b3tan.
( jenpots, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:55, archived)

:(
You're fucking awful to me.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 20:56, archived)

I'm not!
I'm lovely.
( jenpots, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:56, archived)

Look back at this thread and see if that's true or not

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 20:57, archived)

yep
lovely
( jenpots, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:57, archived)

In other news
How was your exam?
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:52, archived)

It went ok.
I don't know how he expected me to write everything i needed to write and have sufficient time to think. I'm a physicist! I don't write pages and pages for each answer.

How was yours?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 20:54, archived)

Pretty good thanks.
Remembered all my population genetics equations and displayed them properly, didn't need my extra time that I get for being a bit spakky.

Made me feel a bit better about my exam tomorrow.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:57, archived)

what spack do you have?
/nosy
( jenpots, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:58, archived)

Special dyslexia spak, pretty badly.
I'm allowed a scribe or a computer in my exams but I just find them a distraction. I get 25% extra time too.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:01, archived)

yay!
;o)
( jenpots, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:02, archived)

Dyslexia spak is probably the best kind of spak to have.
I can't remember numbers or copy notes and listen at the same time but it allows me to think in pictures and flow diagrams in my head. Really useful when you study a science subject!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:05, archived)

You massive badger buggerer!
an argument may help prompt some attention
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:43, archived)

He'd snap if anyone tried to bugger him.
I'm still struggling with the logistics of them having sex.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 20:44, archived)

fish

( thealternativefact, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:41, archived)

i o

*wobbles hilariously*
( spacefish bong!, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:42, archived)

It's a chocolate bar that's on the verge of melting, but that's not important right now.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:42, archived)

i'm not sure this forum creates any hot topics, or maybe it does, not for me to judge really, no offence
great forum
( mongychops, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:43, archived)

Swine Flu and MPs expenses.

( FoldsFive, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:43, archived)

Hammer are in this season
quiche is out.
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:44, archived)

i lost my eastwing hammer, that was a shame, or not, great, no offence
hammer times
( mongychops, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:45, archived)

I don't own my own hammer
I don't feel like a real man
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:47, archived)

That's because you're not a real man
fuck. Every day you disappoint me a little more.

*has at least seven hammers*
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:48, archived)

I have a gerber multitool
I flick that bastard out, tighten a few screws, saw a few twigs, plier some shit and all the bitches want me
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:50, archived)

i've got one of those.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:55, archived)

STOP EMASCULATING ME

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:57, archived)

I have a Leatherman
It has a man pouch for attaching it to your belt too.

Manly.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:59, archived)

Man up!
Go to B&Q and get one!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:50, archived)

are you choosing b&q hammers over east wing? i'd like to know why, or not, no offence to you or b and q, none
great
( mongychops, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:53, archived)

B&Q have a good selection and a branch in every town.
I rather like Stanley hammers myself.

Great banter, great times.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:56, archived)

great hammer forum banter is the life blood of a forum, or not, no offence, stanley? no offence
great times
( mongychops, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:58, archived)

You can't beat a bit of hammer banter.
Or not.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:02, archived)

Just generic attention seeking as always JMG.
I'm glad you've finally arrived to sort it all out.
( Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:44, archived)

I'm prepared to QUASH IT with my LYRICAL RHYMES.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 20:50, archived)