Hello, Yes.
I just had an exam. I think I did quite well considering my lack of revision.

What was your last exam like?

If you can't remember or haven't had an exam, tell me about your day.
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

Woo Hoo 6000000

( thealternativefact, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

I went for quantity over quality.
Hopefully there'll be some good stuff in amongst the crap that they'll credit me for.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 20 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

It was on monday,
and I filled 24 pages of the answer book (two full books) in an hour and a half.

I had cramp.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 20 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

just writing 'i am a fish'
over and over and over doesn't cut it, i'm afraid
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

You're jumping at every chance to say something mean to me :(

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 20 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

i've just come back from my lunchbreak
also, just checked and before i went to lunch, i hadn't replied to you in a while

so shut up, you titbox
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

I can't remember it was so fucking long ago.
I think it was multiple choice about Business Management Styles and Health & Safety laws.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

...written on a slate

( thealternativefact, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

...at cave school

( thealternativefact, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

UUG!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

*clubs*
*drags back to cave by hair*
ME CAVEMAN FOUND CHER
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

Hold it down while I draw a picture of it on the wall.

( thealternativefact, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

It's about twelve years since I last sat an exam.
From what I remember it involved sitting in a big room and writing things down.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

Strangely enough the first state exam I ever sat, I got the tune of The Locomotion stuck in my head.
Every exam since it starts going again once the invigilator told everyone to start.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

Invigilator is a great word.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

My last exam was the driving theory test
I scored bonus points for running over a skag 'ead with the Honda Accord.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

This isn't true, is it?
*tuts*
( thealternativefact, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

No, I'm lying to make myself popular on the internet
Because I'm from /qotw.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

Well...
I think you know what you have to do then don't you?
( thealternativefact, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

Blame my crippling undiagnosed Asperger's?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

No! Fuck off back to /QOTW, of course.

( thealternativefact, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

But I strive for acceptance in these lawless lands!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:44, archived)

We do have a law here.
And striving for acceptance is agin it.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:47, archived)

The first hurdle
That trips so many wide-eyed naive /QOTWers.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:49, archived)

Set himself on fire?

( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/9a8441c6e0b73ddb4e32/magentaaccord_%5B%5D.jpg
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:49, archived)

Rubbish
Although it was over a year ago now, yey.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

He didn't ask for an appraisal of yourself,
then for the last time you had sex.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 20 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

If I last had sex over a year ago, do you really think I would be saying yey?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

To some folk that'd be an achievement.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:49, archived)

my last one was a PAT testing exam.
it annoys me because the T in PAT stands for Testing,
but EVERYONE here says 'PAT testing' so i've had to invent another initial
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

You already have a superfluous initial.
What you need is a meaning to attach to it.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

yes, fair enough. that's what i meant.

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

We need to maintain the highest standards around here.
Otherwise we'll end up like QOTW.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

PIN number

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

ATM Machine

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

UDA cunt.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

the condition that causes people to do that is called RAS syndrome
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RAS_syndrome
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

I'm taking a week off work with that

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

I was tested on my ability to operate big machines
Turns out I can operate big machines.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

Did you know that before the test?
Or did it come as a surprise?!
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

Thank God for that.

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:44, archived)

I know
it was a huge relief.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:46, archived)

Oh yeah GCSE's... what fun
studying a bunch of hopeless subjects, that where as useful as an ice cream defroster
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

Maybe if you would have worked harder you would have worked out how to use apostrophes properly.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 20 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

I'll be honest, the most I've got out of proper apostrophe use is not having to listen to pedants here whinge.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

Your cat porn
sparked off a highly entertaining /board v /talk war last night.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

Yeah i noticed that
you'd think i posted something grotesquely inhumane, wait a minute i think i answered my own question
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:46, archived)

I wondered what all the shit about Riverghost was on the popular page

( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:50, archived)

Can't remember my last exam
but I have an exam story of some mild interest.

I revised for The Rime of the Ancient Mariner before my Shakespeare exam by accident.
and only realised when I saw the paper.

I also only answered half my paper in English Language and realised with about 10 minutes left
I wrote a brief explanation saying that all te questions in this section were answered in the previous and appealed to the goodwill of the examiner.
( WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

My driving theory.
50 out of 50 for questions.
56 out of 75 for Hazard perception.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

I've just spoken to a man
who looked the absolute double of John Landis.

I'm now drinking a cup of tea.

ROCKNFUCKINROLL
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:57, archived)