You're rubbish at Irish.

( Malchick, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

I bet she doesn't even do little jigs any more.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

*plays the fiddle*

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

SEE! Nothing!

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

I've heard about you playing 'the fiddle' before and I'm not sure if I like it Eddy...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

Fuck off.
Guinness and potatoes and abuse by a holy man*. I WIN at Irish.


*not a Catholic one, so I don't know if this counts or not.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

BLUE STAR GOT BUMMED BY A VICAR

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

You were too ugly to get touched by a priest so they used your back as a bible holder.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

Your mum was the font
Whenever there was a baptism on the priest just showed her a photo of Darren Day and she was wetter than an otters pocket.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

Your mum would shove dock rope up her bear-mouth like cunt, get all the local men of the cloth to spunk their seed into her punched in cervix and then blort out those candles that burn for 40 days and nights.
She would produce them at such a rate that if she was doing a headstand people would think that it was the Titanic's maiden voyage due to all the thick black soot shooting out of her smoke tunnel.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

BUMMED touched inappropriately VICAR SIKH HOLY MAN
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

Sikh and ye shall find

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

He did
the dirty fucker. He's dead now though so that's a bit win.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:09, archived)

Quick, tell /QOTW
They'll love it :)
( Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 20 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

They will won't they?
HA! I'll wait for the 'Did you get abused by a noncey religious type'? It'll make a change from all the stories about Catholic priests noncing people up :)
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:14, archived)

You could just add it to the current one
"I was bullied by a Sikh Holy Man, he touched me inappropriately, now he's dead ... HOORAY!!!!!!!!"

It'll fit right in :)
( Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 20 May 2009, 16:16, archived)

Pfft
You should get a tshirt made up

'I was fingered by a dead sikh'*

*possibly not fingered but still
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:11, archived)