Lu - salt and vinegar
Mykey - Marmite
Dekazer - lentil
Fenris - lavender
sp3cial p3rson - cheese
the mighty badger - ale
baldmonkey - turquoise

And Robin would be instant coffee.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:36, archived)

You would be
Cheese and Peas because it rhymes so goodly.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:38, archived)

What about goat and stoat?
Or nickel and pickle?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:41, archived)

That would just be silly.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:43, archived)

Fairly traded instant coffee?*


*God i cant help myself
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:40, archived)

Go and stand in the corner
No, I meant definitely an acquired taste, but well worth it on those occasions you really need his talents.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:43, archived)

talents arse
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:47, archived)

Lavender?!
You cunt!
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:42, archived)

I think he just called you
a scented nonce.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:44, archived)

Hehehe
How about a Hula Hoop then?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:45, archived)

Yeah a beef & mustard Hula Hoop is about butch
enough with over-stating it.

*glares*

You'd be a fucking Twiglet anyway.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:48, archived)

Best,
Comeback. Ever.

*snigger* 'you'd be a Twiglet', genius
( Dekazer, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:52, archived)

To be honest
you'd be Ham and Mustard Brannigan's. British to the core, yet modern and with more than a slight hint of excitement.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:52, archived)

Ok, now I love you
and I elevate your status to Paprika Pringles with a big tub of full-fat hummus for dipping.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:54, archived)

Real men,
make their own hummus.

By "real men," I mean closet-metros, like me, obviously.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:05, archived)

I so wish I could do that
but home made hummus looks like it's already been eaten once by a cat already
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:11, archived)

Mine always comes out a bit firm,
but it tastes okay (plenty of garlic, lemon juice, and top quality olive oil - add some skinned, roasted red peppers for a real treat!). The trouble with comparing it to shop bought hummus, is that that only has about 3 chickpeas per pack.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:14, archived)

Surely, Lu would be
Lemon and Scampi flavoured Nik-Naks.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:47, archived)

*sniffs fingers*
I wish.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:52, archived)