I think
Georide Al would be a cheeky Ham and pickle
lbft would be a lovely prawn cocktail
Jadeviper would have to be a cheesy wotsit
Woat would be a roast beef and mustard
Mykey could be a quaver, all floaty light
Flappers would definitely have to be a good solid Walkers Ready Salted.

I could continue but I fear I may offend.
( Dekazer, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:38, archived)

You'd be a bag of Frazzles,
but I really can't explain why.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:40, archived)

It's the hair
needs more conditioner you see.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:42, archived)

I must get an awful long way,
when I sleep walk. All the way up to Scotland, spy on Dekazer, back home and all with no memory, except the subconcious image of a bag of Frazzles.

Now I have The Fear!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:45, archived)

Dekazer, don't believe him.
His mangoo is not good for your hair.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:45, archived)

*lower lip wobbles*
But, but he saaaiiid *sobs*

Actually, a Home Ec teacher at school once tried to demonstrate to us that spermicidal foam makes a lovely handcream. It's not such a great leap..
( Dekazer, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:49, archived)

God dammit >_<

I'm working on the "good for the skin" approach too.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:49, archived)

You would be a wheat crunchy.
A bacon one. Because it would be a phallic symbol of the strap on you were wearing in my dream last night.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:42, archived)

If you want
a crunchy wheaty eaty, eaty a wheat crunchieeeee.
( Dekazer, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:52, archived)

Only people with very small, hollow winkies
would view a wheat crunchie as a symbol of their phallus.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:56, archived)

Your point being...

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:59, archived)