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Slumdog Kabadi.
On Ice.

Your turn.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:32, archived)
Sister Act 3: Nun of the above.
The sisters try and get themselves elected as Mayor to prevent the demolition of their Abbey!
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:33, archived)
Jurassic Park 6: The Clumposaurus

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:33, archived)
MONKEY TENNIS

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:34, archived)
Youth Hostelling with Chris Eubank

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:36, archived)
Sexface's 'Lady-Shapes'

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:36, archived)
I'm going to win the current image challenge:
www.b3ta.com/board/9461148
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:09, archived)
ge-ni-us

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:12, archived)
Inner City Sumo.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:39, archived)
Only to discover it is Abi Tittymash.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:34, archived)
Did you get what you asked for on your birthday
or could nobody find a Downs prepared to mash shit into your bellybutton?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
I have nice speakers in my car which make it sound good.
I have a nice Marx Brothers box set.
My parent-in-laws tried to ruin everything by giving me a shitty WHSmith voucher but I used it to buy a magazine with some nice samples on the cover disc. I used this to make a drum loop out of star wars special effects.
I might turn it into an awesome rap song this evening.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:38, archived)
Make sure you mix it with Roy Jones Jr - Y'all must have forgot.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
I would make a sequal to serenity
called "Serenity II: how to shut the geeks up for a bit"
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:34, archived)
What is Serenity?
I want to have sex.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
Sexface can help.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:36, archived)
Didn't you get any sex for your birthday?
How was the carvery.

Serenity is the film based on firefly, written by Joss Weadon, good if you like SciFi westerns with space hookers.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:37, archived)
Deadwood is better.
I'm sorry, but it's true.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:37, archived)
I would agree that it's better than firefly,
but deadwood isn't a film, so I refuse to compare it to Serenity.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:38, archived)
I didn't like Serenity.
LOVED Firefly but just didn't like Serenity. It felt like an overlong episode of Firefly. And not a good one.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:41, archived)
Serenity is better than firefly for one reason only
and that's the agent.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
Alien Res
is his better work.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:41, archived)
Hmm,
you can see the beginnings of firefly in Alien Res, but although it's not that bad, it's not good.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
Better than Serenity I mean.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:47, archived)
AR was a crap "Alien" movie but a good scifi film, if you get my meaning

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:09, archived)
No.
Shit.

Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
Pasanonic has been spreading rumours about me on the board :(

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
I think I know that name.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
Oh... him!
He's funny.
He is all rawr rawr the internet is serioous business rawr.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:36, archived)
He's going to a bash to sort everyone out apparently,
I'm getting hints of trenchcoat about him.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
Which bash?
I want to go, now.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
The London one.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:52, archived)
LINKY LINK LINK LINKY LINK LINK ME LINK MY LINK

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:57, archived)
it's the one in the calendar with loads of people attending
IN LONDON.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:59, archived)
You sicken me.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:03, archived)
you should come along
all the best people are going.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:04, archived)
I'm not sure if I can.
But it could be fun.
I see loads of the piss-and-whine brigade are going.
It'd be fun to watch them try to out-whacky each other.

I shall certainly try.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
That's clearly untrue
as I'm not going
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
awww
:(

ooh, your sig. Ballroom Blitz!
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:08, archived)
YES.
I can kill you with a wink of my eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:10, archived)
Why not?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:09, archived)
Money and not actually thinking about it until now.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:15, archived)
Aww.
I kinda wish I were going now to see him act the prick
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:58, archived)
Eh? like what?

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:36, archived)
he implied I wasn't very strong :(
and that I weighed 4.5 stone less than I do :(

I think it was a vague attempt to gain some popularity ground.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:39, archived)
He's using hardman tactics of SEEUATDABASH against JMG :D
I'm slim but meh, can take care of myself and I just shoot people down with fast wit and generally not looking like a Down's.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
I usually get out of trouble by not getting into trouble
I'm terrible when it actually gets down to a fight, I usually realise it's turned into a fight after I've tried to explain to his fist why he shouldn't be hitting me, by which point I'll be a bit bruised and grumpy.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:46, archived)
Typically when a bit of trouble kicks off I say
'This is your first mistake'
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
What is wrong with Panasonic anyway?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:36, archived)
He he.
He also tried to get me banned by the mods due to the excessive size of my FP gif.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:36, archived)
Did you hear?
I got naughty stepped for the first time ever.
for pushing a troll down the board.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:37, archived)
Ha ha.
I bet he was furious.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
Sounds like a bit of a spastic

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:38, archived)
he's genuinely hilarious
I like the concept that I'm a 8stone weakling though, I might strive to prove him right.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:38, archived)
He's coming to the christmas bash to see if anyone will stand up to him.
edit: not christmas bash the one at the end of the month or something.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:39, archived)
he is?
FUCK YES! See you then, I'm not going to start a fight, but I'm going to shake his hand.

He's entertained me more than a lot of the pisswhinge brigade.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:40, archived)

*steps forward*
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
Hehe. Now that would be quite funny :)
Me & Az had a wicked conversation about you at the bash. Went like this:

"Ah CHB, fucking lovely bloke...nicest bloke I've ever met....yeah...mmm...fucking double hard cunt though ain't he? Yup, wouldn't ever get on the wrong side of him, yup, he'd snap my neck...lovely bloke though."
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:47, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:09, archived)
I don't understand
Stand up to him against what?

Is he going to come and be unpleasant and see if people 'stand up to him'?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
I must remember to bring my Honda Accord
and internet gavel of +2 justice.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
I imagine him to be like one of the old leotarded strong men you saw at circuses

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
I have no idea,
apparently we should all be very angry at him for something.
Possibly because he's angry.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
We should just hug him and tell him that he's big and strong.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:47, archived)
I think I'll just say hello and be polite,
like I do to everyone,
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
WHAT???
YOU MEAN YOU AREN'T EXACTLY THE SAME ON THE INTERNET AS YOU ARE IN REAL LIFE.
YOU HORRIBLE COWARD, I HAVE NOTHING BUT CONTEMPT FOR YOU.

/delines to name the impression
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:54, archived)
I usually go
"EVERYONE PAY ATTENTION TO ME, I'M LOL" And then tell people I 'love your style...'
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
As the bash at the end of the month is so /board heavy
I'm going to tell everyone I "loved that picture you did a few months ago I lol'd in the office, aw man it was great"
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
Never even talked to the bloke. meh.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:48, archived)
Are there any photos of his man monster
I feel an unmerited photoshop hate campaign forming.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
That would just give him justification for his rage,
it's much funnier to see him angry at absolutley nothing.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:52, archived)
His posts always make me think
of this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcAqR-Hs9II
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
I'd love to see some little runt get the shit beaten out of him by some of our bigger b3tans.
Lollers.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:06, archived)
Let's burn the cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
But you look quite buff at the moment due to the Kendo Climbing.
I got a bit horny looking at your FB pics.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
haha, that's my EGOWIN picture.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:41, archived)
Gmos,
How expensive is climbing as a hobby?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:01, archived)
Depends how high you want to go.
And whether you are content with steps.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:05, archived)
Star Wars Episode VII - What's Left of the Empire Strikes Back Again.

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:36, archived)
Star Wars Episode VIII - The Bloody Minded Refusal Of The Jedi To Put Up With That Shit

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
a few good hens
with onion gravy
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:05, archived)