WOBBLERS!
What's for banter, this afternoon?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 22 May 2009, 13:07, archived)

There has been greasy tears and much pulling of hair, I believe
Much seriousness
( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

HAHAHAAA!
Tell me more!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 22 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

B3ta is entirely populated by cunts JMG
CUNTS. Allegedly. So we're told.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:10, archived)

Maybe this is because I'm..
..walking this week's image challenge?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 22 May 2009, 13:14, archived)

Threats of offline violence, online
It must be dangerous work leading b3ta into the new millennium.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:16, archived)

B3TA
A PLACE WHERE CUNTS CALL CUNTS CUNTS ™
( broadsword, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:25, archived)

it's the Ronseal of cuntyness
( vladimir, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:27, archived)

I'm a terrible person JMG.
I've upset the entire Internet.
Sexface is trying to appropriate Cock Tuesday for some reason.
( WormuIus, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

I suspect it's some attempt to hilariously satirise it.
All it really does is draw more attention to the meme, which in turn draws more attention to me.

He can't really make it any shitter than it already is. Really the worst thing he could do would be to be to make it better.
( WormuIus, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:10, archived)

Whenever I accuse people of trying to be like JMG when using the term "wobble", it can spiral things out of complete control.
As a leader of b3ta and one time Mrs Universe, I am at pains to put up with these ugly people as it's beneath me.
However, as I'm also a LOVELY CHAP. I cope with them, but only to an extent.

I'm a swell guy.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 22 May 2009, 13:13, archived)

Don't swell too much, though.

( thealternativefact, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:15, archived)

someone's been offended Jammie, I don't think this has happened before, has it?
( vladimir, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:09, archived)

I'm eating Toffee. Yummy.

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:09, archived)

God I love a bit of toffee.
Nothing in it, mind.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 22 May 2009, 13:12, archived)

What about nuts JMG
all real men like confectionary with NUTS in.
Like snickers.
( WormuIus, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:12, archived)

but the best kind has an 'e'
( vladimir, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:13, archived)

You can go fuck yourself too you little toad.

( WormuIus, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:20, archived)

:-0
I've never been so insulted! I don't come to this site to be needlessly abused! It just isn't in the spirit of things! If this was the kind of site where people continually accused each other of the most despicable and depraved acts a human being could stoop to, I could understand it, but this just isn't that sort of place! Or have I been horribly mislead? You fucking fuck-fuckity-fuck-up type of fuck.
( vladimir, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:26, archived)

Oh I don't like nuts in things.
A breaking news story.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 22 May 2009, 13:14, archived)

I shouldn't have drunk all that milk
I have a meeting now and I've drunk too much milk
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:10, archived)

And you didn't even get off your horse.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:11, archived)

you'll have to have a nap on the desk. Try to hold off until AOB.
( vladimir, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:11, archived)

Someone said the internet was a bad place.
I got very angry at this and am currently setting up a tribunal.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 22 May 2009, 13:10, archived)

I heard the internet took maddie

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:11, archived)

I don't know about that.
but the internet was the judge that only gave the mum of Baby P 5 years.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 22 May 2009, 13:15, archived)

MOVING TOMORROW JAMMER
There's going to be a housewarming with o**line g**ls
( SuperMatt, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:12, archived)

I'm quite sure 90nz0's broken up by all this.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 22 May 2009, 13:14, archived)

Tears have been shed.
He'll get over it when sexface makes his first move.
( SuperMatt, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:15, archived)

offline gulls?
SCCCRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAWWWWK-AKAKAKAKAKAKA
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:17, archived)

How some people can do nothing right, regardless of actually doing exactly what they're meant to
and what sort of new glasses I should get tomorrow.

Don't worry though, I'll discuss amongst myself.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:13, archived)

frameless glasses, they are ace

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:25, archived)

I buggered up my ACA exam, and am resitting it next week.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:13, archived)

:-0
The Additional Costs Allowance? Wow, I didn't know the Fees Office could move so fast!
( vladimir, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:15, archived)

All Coppers Are....
you just needed to draw a big B on the page.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:16, archived)

Someone had a wobble at me last night.

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:17, archived)

hello JMG
would you officially endorse my birthday, please?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:19, archived)

Oh I will. With FIRM HANDS.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 22 May 2009, 13:27, archived)

I was magnificant in 5 a side football today.
Performance of the season I think.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 22 May 2009, 13:20, archived)

*Applause from the terraces*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 22 May 2009, 13:28, archived)