Are you mental?
Nothing is better than pork scratchings. Except snogging.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 23 May 2009, 23:15, archived)

What if…
You were snogging someone in a pub- and they turned out to have a pork scratching in their mouth at the time?
( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:19, archived)

I'd ask them to marry me right there and then.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 23 May 2009, 23:20, archived)

You may be a generation apart from me
But you are a lady with the principles I hold dearly.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:24, archived)

Limey Treat is a top bird!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:28, archived)

That's going straight on my CV.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 23 May 2009, 23:31, archived)

No need for the internet knight appearance
I wasn't being nasty to her- at least I don't think I was.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:31, archived)

pfft! Mr Touchy! No internet white knighting here
i was agreeing with you
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:32, archived)

Fair enough
Without being all sentimental and that- she's one of the b3tards I like.

There again, I'm just a fluffy big pussycat and love all of you.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:35, archived)

Awww! C'mere!
*playfully ruffles your hair with fist in a manly japery way*
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:36, archived)

My head is totally shaved.
Exactly what hair is that you are trying to ruffle?
( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:40, archived)

erm, erm, erm
It wasn't even me!
A bigger boy did it and ran away
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:41, archived)

Oh
I hoped you were referring to my moustache.

It has taken me 3 months to grow so far and would probably look best under a Pickelhaube.

Or with a welder's torch in my hand in the ship-yards of Gdansk.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:45, archived)

I can't say anything when it comes to facial hair
I'm shit at facial hair (see profile for further clarification).
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:47, archived)

I'm a hairy bastard
I'm also 40 in three weeks and this is my first attempt at a moustache (on its own) since I was 18. It's starting to look like this. It's at the stage that I can part and wax it. I'm aiming towards this.

Only darker and more ginger.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:54, archived)

Oh stop it. I'm blushing.
thanks :)
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 23 May 2009, 23:38, archived)

do you prefer the hard crunchy ones
or the soft fatty ones?
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:33, archived)

Snogs or pig lumps?

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 23 May 2009, 23:37, archived)

er snogs
no, pig lumps
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:42, archived)

*snoglumps*
or something. That sounded better in my head.
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:44, archived)

Lumpsnogs.
*pusa's it*
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:45, archived)