Your Mum.
Discuss - the pros and cons.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 0:37, archived)

Pro: She's up to date with music, unlike most parents
Cons: She tends to get upset at little things.
(__, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:38, archived)

jeremy beadle's hand and suchlike?

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:39, archived)

pro and con
she is dead
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:38, archived)

i'd still do her

( scott,, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:39, archived)

PHWOAR

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:48, archived)

Here's your mum
randomn.es/images/6a8c80d8feb2576128a76065a3b3818b.jpg
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:38, archived)

phwoar

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:39, archived)

where did you get that?!
I burned it!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 0:40, archived)

roast dinner -v- blathering

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:38, archived)

She means well
She goes on and on and on and on


Standard mum pros and cons
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 24 May 2009, 0:39, archived)

she's ace, down to earth and all that.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:40, archived)

She's a lesbian.
You decide either way.
( Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:42, archived)

She's very loving and caring
but lives too far away which encourages over-parenting when I do see her.
( in vino veritas, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:42, archived)

What about yours?
(Mine is 83, having health problems but still more active than most 50 year olds I know, likes scotch, and has more friends than anyone I know. She has a boy friend now. I'm not sure whether or not I should give him a talking to in order to make sure his intentions are honerable).
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:57, archived)