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Now listen carefully as this is very important,
did you diagnose this yourself or did you rely on one of these, so called, 'medical professionals'?
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

Doctor: now I'm afraid I've got some bad news for you, your tests results came back, and I'm afraid to say, you're a cunt. There's very little we can do.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
So much for patient confidentiality :(

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
no
me and my brother were diagnosed by my GP when we were children. lots of awkward questions and observations, glad its over.
(S.I.M.O.N. wants a piece of your coopcock., Tue 26 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
Back in my day it was asthma that was in fashion.
More recent experience seems to indicate they diagnose according to who sponsors their stationery.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
Sadly this has an element of truth.

(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
Some people do have asthma though

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
In fact I've re-read your post and find that it smells of ignorance and Daily Mail.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
Both of these effects have been observed directly by me, in person.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
i was diagnosed with ribble manilla as a child

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
:((
I had silvine jotter
Maybe we should start a support group
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:22, archived)
Yeah, some people, I imagine.
But when I was at primary school, something like 50% of the entire school had inhalers.

My cousin got diagnosed with it, and my aunt was like "nonsense he's not got asthma just because he gets out of breath sometimes during exercise," and didn't get him an inhaler, and nothing bad happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
That sounds pretty conclusive to me.
you sputtering mongol
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
I dread to think what you were diagnosed with.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
^This.
I never bothered using the inhaler I got given, and the only reason I got one in the first place is because my mum does actually have asthma and was being all precious.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
I got diagnosed with 'asthma' when I was 9.
Unsurprisingly, doing a bit of exercise cleared it right up.

Unfit =/= asthma. Stupid doctors.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
So you didn't go to any sort of specialist?

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
He is the 'specialist'.
That is the problem.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
Specialist: Someone with an irrational hatred of mongs.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
I'm waiting for a response, here.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:24, archived)