I cannot think of anything I would rather do less than go to Glastonbury
All those crusty fuckers.
( WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:50, archived)

Row after row of ginger dreadlocks, drenched in mud and vom.
Not taking a shit for three days becuase the facilities rival those of Delhi's smelliest shithouse.
( WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:51, archived)

Waking up shivering, hungover in the wrong tent and finding all your posessions stolen.

( WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:51, archived)

That is why I go to smaller less mental festivals these days.
Decent toilets and less crusties.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

you've been terribly unlucky to experience all these things firsthand
without even going
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

This is my idea of torture.
People don't realise how shit Glastonbury is becuase we are constantly told how fucking brilliant it is.

The only people that can afford to go are grungy champagne socialists that only wear clothes made of hemp grown in Palestine.

The whole thing makes me want to start a far-right youth movement.
( WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

you're so wrong,
you couldn't get more upper middle class than the majority of people who go there.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:55, archived)

haha fail
www.b3ta.com/talk/6176802
( WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:56, archived)

I reserve the right to call you wrong
without claiming to be alternative or cool.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

You're going to stand at the back with some cunt-faced media types talking about how Festivals have gone down hill
whilst reading your signed copy of Rob-da-bank's festival guide 2009 as featured in Time Out.

you floppycocked pillock.
( WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:58, archived)

Nope I'm going to get hammered in a field with my friends
and listen to live music,

it'll be awful.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:00, archived)

This is the bit where lots of people that think they are alternative and cooler than me tell me off for being wrong on the internet.

( WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:55, archived)

you should form a band with the unrelistic hope of fame, but not really be very good but still talk about your band all the time
then you'll understand glastonbury
( mongychops, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:00, archived)

I thought everyone that went looked like you.
Saville Row tucked into wellies.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

I'll tell you the kind of people that go to Glastonbury
TFD.
( WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

and me

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:58, archived)

But I like both of you.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:58, archived)

obviously you shouldn't

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:06, archived)

I've never been particularly fashionable.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:09, archived)

you're fashionably particular though

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

Oh well DONE, Nibes :D

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

you'd love it,
it's generally full of very attractive women, mostly london types with names like Sasha and Meegan.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

I went once.
I really didn't enjoy it very much at all, it must be said. This could be to do with the people I went with though.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:59, archived)