hookers

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

I don't see how it's convenient to disappoint another woman and pay for the privilege.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

I'm well good at sex me,

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:06, archived)

yeah yeah I agree

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

obviously the truth

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

You constantly get rounds of applause after

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

I could really do with some other accounts

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

I can help.

( WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:11, archived)

i can't, a little bit of forum banter and my account gets suspended, no offence was ment, sad times

( mongychops, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:15, archived)

I was naughty stepped for pushing porn down the board whilst the mods wanked themselves off
/ac
( WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

no bloody sense of humour
i was going to use that account for epic lulz
( mongychops, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:21, archived)

Rugby players are so expensive these days.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

Always with the rugby players and their thighs
:)
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:06, archived)

Mmm.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:06, archived)

I have unsightly thighs
But they are rather powerful, or so I'm told at the gymnasium
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

Is it a robot voice on the machine?
YOUR THIGHS ARE.....POWERFUL
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

Haha

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

Pretty much that.
I played rugby for years so I've got big strong legs. Grar.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:11, archived)

Indeed, rugby has made it impossible to find jeans that fit.
Playing front row forever had given me thunderthighs.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:14, archived)

I used to have a problem with my shoulders and non-stretch shirts (so unfeminine)
but now I'm all gimped up and unfit I'm alright, I'm a girl again.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:15, archived)

Yep, I still struggle to find shirts that fit.
If the chest and collar fit, the arms and body are too long.

Don't even get started on trying to find an off the peg suit that fits.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

The manwife's got a similar problem
he's got a 17 inch neck and a 30 inch waist. Slim but a minotaur from the shoulders up, basically.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:19, archived)

I'm not that bad!
16" neck, 40" chest and 32" waist. The real problem comes withthe leg measurement. I have tiny short legs, I spent so long looking for suits and shirts to fit that the last time I was in Thailand I splashed out and had a couple of suits made.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:22, archived)

I think he's a 42 inch chest. Eitgher 42 or something silly like 43.
It's an arse buying him shirts.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:23, archived)

I can imagine, even more awkward than me!
If you ever do go out to South East Asia, get some shirts and suits made up, It is well worth the money. I paid about £250 for three handmade wool suits and 4 plain white cotton business shirts.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:27, archived)

All you thin people
With your small waistlines *huffs*

Even when I was really thin I had a bigger waistline than that :(
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:25, archived)

blackjack

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:07, archived)