I am
ROAR
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

I was going to say that
Because I am
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

You're really not.
No offence like.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:08, archived)

There's only one way to solve this...

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:08, archived)

NEAR THE TOP!

(likeajackhammer, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

I'm not offended
but having seen me I have to disagree with your view entirely
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

Fair enough.
Fancy a fight to the death?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:18, archived)

I couldn't fight you
You have red hair and look lovely
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:30, archived)

Looks can be deceiving
*kicks you in the shin*
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:45, archived)

I don't think you really wanted to kick me though

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

Blue Star has the normal amount of scary that an average person has
But compressed all small so there's even more terrifying-ness per square inch.

Like a black hole. Or when carbon becomes a diamond.

But made of pure fear
( Theoban What of it, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:18, archived)

This is a good science type answer
I think I understand now
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

sorry... i didn't hear that...
I was too busy staring at her tits
(likeajackhammer, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:41, archived)

STOP STARING AT MY TITS

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:44, archived)

You're not scary,
you're CUTE!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

*honky-tonk piano playing stops*

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

wat




ooooooooooooooooh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

D:
NO. SHUT UP
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

*wabbles your cheeky cheeks*
KYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:12, archived)

*fetches stepladder*
*climbs up stepladder*
*grabs your lapels*
*throws you across the room*
*climbs down off of stepladder*
*runs over to you*
*rests foot on your throat*

TRY THAT AGAIN...
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:14, archived)

*gurgles*
I've got ....a....ma....massive ...Broom-On....right now....coz you're cute....*glarbles*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:19, archived)

*moves foot down to broom*
Say it again. I DARE you...
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:20, archived)

*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFF!!*
...it's getting bigger..........*honks boob*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:21, archived)

*STOMPS*

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

I came
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

and I think you did too...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:29, archived)

cute *dies*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:37, archived)

*honky-tonk piano playing resumes*

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:38, archived)