Yeah
I know the (violent) protesters are wankers too, but I can't help thinking if I just wanted to beat people up, I'd join the riot police and get paid for it.
( Newington, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:13, archived)

Bah
facist! Better to be the revolutionary than the oppressor but (un)fortunately we don't really have anything to revolt against really.

"Comrades, throw off the shackles of your moderately pleasant existence!" ain't going to inspire many people to start firebombing the town halls.

Just give me a AK, a cause and a balaclava and I'll be happy.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:17, archived)

The problem with being a revolutionary
is that after the revolution, you are the establishment.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:19, archived)

The secret is to never win
and you can carry on blowing people up for ever.

/IRA
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:21, archived)

this indeed.
also, the current crop never win because they only riot against the establishment once a year, and then only if it doesn't clash with Ascot, Cowes week, Polo or Jocasta's 21st bash at ChinaWhite..
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:24, archived)

Jocasta's having a 21st at ChinaWhite?
Why wasn't I invited :(
*cries*
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:25, archived)

I wish I'd turned up at the Countryside Alliance
marches. I would have liked a crack at the farmer boys.

I grew up in the country-side and they are almost without exception utter cockends.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:26, archived)

Fighting
is just a way of expressing gayness in men who are in denial of their bumsexuality
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:27, archived)

I fight with
a woad painted dildo stuffed up my arse.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:29, archived)

Then you have earned my respect
And possibly some semen in your hair
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:33, archived)

The mental image brought up by this post
has now placed my pants under extreme tension.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:34, archived)

Shat yourself
in fear? Or awe?
( Dekazer, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:37, archived)

Heh heh,
that's like the cartoon I saw with the guy reading in the 'Erotic Horror' section of the bookshop: he's got a one big bulge in the front of his trousers, and another in the back. :)
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:44, archived)

Oh yes
Same here. the odd one or two are OK, but mostly they need to the be strung up by the balls in their barns and their dogs setting on them.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:27, archived)

Haha
Did you see the programme about abbatoirs yesterday? Didn't put me off meat, but most of the people working there were vile.
( Dekazer, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:31, archived)

I thought they seemed like simple-but-decent folk
until some of them came out with some quite nasty viewpoints.

Thought it was a fascinating programme, though.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:40, archived)

The guy
with the tatts though! What a vile specimen. I felt I had to watch it so I could defend my meat eating. And I can now :D
( Dekazer, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:42, archived)

If you look in the Ladybird Big Book of Anarchy
you'll find that a public school education and a private income is obligatory.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:26, archived)

Trustafarians
and ethno yahs.

Edinburgh's stuffed to the bursting. Fucking bongos..
( Dekazer, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:27, archived)

What's wrong with bongos?
*hides bongos*
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:28, archived)

Their context
usually.
( Dekazer, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:30, archived)

There are only two acceptable contexts:
1) an illegal rave pre-1995
2) africa

edit: and 3) as a hilarious euphemism for breasts
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:32, archived)

4) nice little folky pub?

( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:34, archived)

only when you learn to grow a proper beard
/harsh but fair
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:36, archived)

Dammit
it's the best I can manage!

*sob*
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:38, archived)