Pfft
ABERDEEN
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

LOLFAT

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:54, archived)

LOL

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:55, archived)

Oh the hilarity
do you not just burst out laughing every morning when you realise that you arent thin ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:56, archived)

Its about once an hour on average

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:58, archived)

Similarly
how do women ever get out of bed in the morning ? Why dont they just stay there and play with their tits and fannies ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:59, archived)

We do.
We just start early.
( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:03, archived)

Well those nips and beans won't flick themselves.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 29 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

Nips and beans
Sounds like a scottish breakfast.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain o' the nip 'n' bean-race!
Aboon them a' ye tak your place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy o' a grace
As lang's my arm.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 29 May 2009, 10:10, archived)

*horns*

( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:10, archived)

What ever the fuck that means...

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 29 May 2009, 10:10, archived)

It means
"You're me bes mate pal, ah fuckin...wha ? Wha? Youse fucking callin me a poof ?"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

+
Och! You spilled ma Buckfast.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 29 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

I was actually thinking
that "Nips" is a Scots slang for a shot of whiskey.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:10, archived)

Set the alarm earlier than needed...

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:04, archived)

I dont think there are enough hours in the day
to play with womens tits and fannies.

I think you're all churlish and misguided for not spending your entire lives crosseyed and gushing.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

oh jesus.

( sleepybinky, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:04, archived)

it's perfectly simple.
it's more fun in the shower.
( sleepybinky, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:04, archived)

SOAPY TIT WANK !

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:06, archived)

slippery nipples.

( sleepybinky, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

"slipples" if you will

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

WAHEY.

( sleepybinky, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

god you fucking panda-trap.

( sleepybinky, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

that's a cocktail isn't it?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:06, archived)

is that it?

( sleepybinky, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

Marry me?

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:06, archived)

no. i dont think i am enamoured of the prospect of marriage. it sounds, quite frankly, a bit shit.

( sleepybinky, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

Ok. No strings fun it is then.
*glomps*
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

there are always strings, just not woven into a sticky net.
*tickles*
( sleepybinky, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

the girl speaketh the truth.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

When I spend all day helicoptering and fingering my bumbit I get told off
bloody sexism :(
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

oh DG
the world isn't open-minded enough for you :(
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

eye nose :(

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

write to your MP
use those exact words
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:24, archived)