I need to make trophies for an office bowling competition.
They have to be cheap, shitty and afford me the opportunity to cover them in glitter and stuff.
How should I set about it, oh wonderful ones?
Any ideas?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:36, archived)

depends how cheap and shitty
empty cereal boxes or a trophy shape cut out of MDF and stuck on a base
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:38, archived)

Oooooh.
I like this idea.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:39, archived)

Sculpt them out of your own faeces
it gives a personal touch

*edit* Ooooh I thought you said boweling
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:38, archived)

buy a dog ball.
scoop three holes out of it with a pen-knife.

stick ball to piece of wood.

apply paint and glitter.

/blue peter
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:38, archived)

Tescos value mugs.
Tinfoil.
Glue.
Glitter.
Marker pen.

....


Profit
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:38, archived)

GLITTER PENS!
that is all
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:42, archived)

1) Take "glitter", "shit" & "stuff"
2) Cover "shit" in glitter.
3) Mount glittery shit on "stuff"
4) ...
5) Present trophy to proud winner
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:40, archived)

Buttplugs and cockgags
made of lemonade bottles.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:41, archived)

WTF is a 'cockgag'?

I must be slipping in my old age.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:45, archived)

i think he means a ball-gag

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:47, archived)

no
it's like a ball-gag only dildo shaped
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:50, archived)

you
seem to know lots about this.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:51, archived)

research for when I'm writing
honest guv
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:55, archived)

Furry muff
Though I was watching some pr0n educational material the other day and this woman was using a leather cuff that fit round the scrotum and then had weights attached to it on the bloke. Hadn't seen that before.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:52, archived)

it's supposed to delay ejaculation

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:54, archived)

in my old age into a young thai rent boy
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:48, archived)

Three cocks go into a pub....

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:48, archived)

web.ukonline.co.uk/stephen.clarke/wtgcock.jpg
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:51, archived)

"cockgags"?
As in "I didn't really want a 12 inch pianist"?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:49, archived)

That's one of the first gags I told when I started working here
No wonder they hold me in such high regard.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:58, archived)

Use chickenwire mesh
to make a mold of yourself or one of your cow-orkers; cover the mesh with papier mache; once dry, decorate to your liking with felt-tip pens, glitter and dry pasta.
After the tournament, stick a picture of the winners face on the head of the trophy, for that personal touch.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:42, archived)

Build it out of frozen fish fingers
wrapped in tin foil.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:46, archived)