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would you rather be mentally or physically disabled?
i think i'd rather be mentally disabled as although i would be maybe a retard i would hope with proper care i wouldn't be unplesent to look at like a spastic
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)
Both.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)
Threadjack
A plane's gone missing over the atlantic,
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8076848.stm
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)
Anything that means I don't have to wear a nappy
I'm not wearing a nappy.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)
hmmm, do you connect the wearing of nappies with some kind of abuse? possibly sexually carried out by a close family friend when you were a toddler? hmmm

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)
Mummy made me wear them until I was 15
NO MUMMY I DON'T WANT TO BREAST FEED I'M A GROWNUP NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)
/Comma

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)
/Colon
What are we doing now?
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
Physically, I reckon.
I could've been both.

/meningitis lolz
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)
i kinda like having control over my limbs

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)
being orish
would anyone had noticed?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)
A ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha

yeah great
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)
Wow, I totally didn't see that coming.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)
Is that becuase you're irish too?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)
I think mentally, as your life will be easier
you will have a carer to wipe your arse who you can embarass in public places. The pressures of everyday life will mean nothing to you.

If you're physically disabled, you will know that people find you disgusting to look at and you will have to visit prostitutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)
mental high fives
oops missed
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)
Physically,
I don't want to be seen as a mental.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)
Oh dear...

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)
i'd like to have four wheels and fly

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)
you want to be a chinook?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)
hell yes
imagine my prowess with the ladies if i had that much lift
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)
dunno
not really sure which one of the two out of ant`n` dec I would want to be either.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)

be do
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)
This post discriminates against Gonzo for not having a choice in either:(

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)
He'll think of himself as a double winner.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)
physical
because then I could sign up for all the crazy experimantal cyborg surgery there is.

I wouldn't mind signing up for crazy experimantal brain surgery, but if I was a mental I wouldn't be able to give consent
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
phrase it differently, Gonzo or Stephen Hawking
yeah, exactly

want to reconsider there mongy?
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)
i'm not sure hawking is that clever i think he just has good software in that voice thing he uses
and he gets beat up by his missus
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)
Physically
but a really minor one, like a bigger than average little toe or something.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)
no, no, i mean proper spastic, arms and legs all twisted and flying about

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)
what level of mental disability are we talking?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)
massive retard

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)
Probably physical then,
I wouldn't like to be stupid.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)
Susan Boyle

(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)
Shit no - my hair's bad enough.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)
Mentally.
'cos then I probably wouldn't know about it. I'd like to be proper mental, have absolutely no inhibitions and do whatever the fuck I wanted.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)
that's you after a drink isn't it?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)
I would like to be beautiful on the outside and all FREAKYDEE AHEEEN! as soon as I opened my mouth
So no change really...
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)