I'm addicted to strawberry muller rice
what are you addicted to?
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

cigarettes

( well, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

This. Got 200 Marlboro lights from Turkey. Smoking right now.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

Don't
You'll cause discomfort to glued eel
( magnum, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)

It's totally spoiled the bouquet of my 2001 ground zero reserve

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

you've got awful taste in cigarettes

( well, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)

lights?
pffft
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)

200 Swiners for 2 euros 50
INCLUDING A FREE LIGHTER!
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)

can't you just buy 100 normals and smoke them slower?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)

If you blow instead of suck
will they still burn down, making you look cool, but without being such a stupid cunt of inhaling noxious chemicals for pleasure?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)

I just breathed in some air
what are you addicted to breathing in?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

Anus air.
mmmmm...
( Druid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)

your mum

( parttimedogfish, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

Tea
or probably more accurately, Caffeine.
( magnum, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

Breathing.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

Drugs hahahaha!
No, seriously, If I stop taking them I'll get sick from withdrawl.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

I imagine you with a big doner kebad

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)

I prefer Kegoods.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

food
*fats*
( jenpots, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

*pokes*

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)

*wobbles*
hello mister.
( jenpots, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)

Hi,

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)

I'm getting pretty bad for coffee at the moment.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)

Menthol Cigarettes
Also, imitation Red Bull. I think I might drink this stuff instead of BOOZE.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)

just drink it as well as

( well, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)

I recommend Bulldog Buzz.
Red bull has 32mg per 100ml of Caffiene.
Bulldog buzz has 52mg.

There is a red (citrus) kind and a blue (mixed berries) kind. The blue is ace. Morrisons sell them.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

good call
morrisons: "its not just for pies anymore!"
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)

I work in Morrisons.
More than once have those purple ones "fallen off" the shelves during nightshift.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)

Back when I worked at one of their distribution centres, energy drinks of all kinds were some of the items most heavily in demand.
As was jelly, for some reason.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)

Queer.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)

at my local morrisons cans of that are always sticky/rusty

( well, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)

Can't say I've spotted that.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)

I'm drinking 'Emerge'
30mg/100ml but it's only 75p a litre. Plus it tastes better than Red Bull!
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)

monster energy is the best i find
if you can get hold of it
( well, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)

Morrisons again.
Fuck sake.
I should start charging them.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)

Morrisons home brand stuff is 34p a tin and it's not bad.
I couldn't speak for other shops own brand stuff.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)

Bass.
Cigarettes and Alcohol.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)

*BASS, FAGS & BOOZE FIVES*

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)

can I get a fuck yeah ?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

Is that a chav negotiating with a call girl?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)

a bad boy

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)

bass
it's just a delicious fish
( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)

fags, caffine and internets
also ephedrine
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

PEOPLES THAT SAY FAGS ARE WELL MING.
innit.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)

These two women
They both know about each other, I've been a total arsehole about everything and they both still love me. I'm not with either one of them but it's still hard for me *Penis Joke*
(chatsharris is making you Bellend brew on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)

yur gr8

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)

Brace yourself

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)

Oh I am...
I just wish I could just choose one. One's gorgeous and I have history, the other I have a lot in common with but no history. I'm completely lost as to what to do
(chatsharris is making you Bellend brew on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)

Try being shit on QOTW
They seem to like your sort.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)

QOTW is over there.
You evolutionary cul-de-sac.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)