Too many cocks spoil the broth.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)

I'm guessing that one is too many
Unless it's cock broth, then how do you decide how many is too many?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)

Depends how many you can fit in the pot
large cocks would mean fewer, smaller cocks however may not be enough.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)

Finely sliced
you'd not really notice it in cream of mushroom soup. And diced it could pass in pea and ham.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)

cock-a-leekie

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

no I splashed myself while washing my hands, honest

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

Hahaha

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

when the customer says "waiter, there's a cock in my soup"
and you have to think of a witty repartee
( spacefish bong!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)

"theres also one in your chair, sir"

( Malaka omdz, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

"well, it IS cream of chicken, sir."

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

"I know, I put it there"
"HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW"
( Theoban What of it, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)