I just found a torn, empty condom wrapper down the side of my bed.
Not the finest gift a friend could leave.
( Malchick, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:27, archived)

no
the finest would be the used condom, untied so it spills as you lift it

I think I just sickened myself, which isn't good cos I'm feeling sick anyway
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:28, archived)

You're a wrong'un.

( Malchick, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:30, archived)

you love it

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:31, archived)

post what you just said
here.
(That guy with a hat., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:29, archived)

Done.

( Malchick, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:31, archived)

Mine is better
www.b3ta.com/questions/hiddentreasure/post34900/
( useful_idiot, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:11, archived)

I'd put a linky to my QOTW answer
but I can't be arsed.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:29, archived)

it's in your profile. daftie.
it also reminds me that Mykey hasn't done me a top trumps card yet
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:31, archived)

Good point.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:31, archived)

a top trumps card


Edit: Yes where the shuddering fuck is my one I asked for cunting ages ago?
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:32, archived)

Yes he has.
His festering spunk-poison gave her a throat infection.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:33, archived)

he's getting nowhere near my throat
with that thing
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:36, archived)

*snorts*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:33, archived)

He's busy wanking the ears of goats.

( Comma, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:35, archived)

Fine
remind me at the weekend....
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:36, archived)

Cool can you remind me to remind you though
'cos I'll only forget...
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:37, archived)

and what about me?

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:37, archived)

Yes yes yes

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:39, archived)

And me!
.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:40, archived)

*mumbles*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:41, archived)

*caerphilly*

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:43, archived)

*crumbles*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:45, archived)

calm down...
you can use a clothed pic of me
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:42, archived)

I have no intention of using a clothed one of you

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:42, archived)

you're not allowed
to use any of the "special" collection I sent you, they're private
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:43, archived)

This is true for me too.
*demands top trump*
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:32, archived)

www.bash.org/?259256
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:33, archived)

.
www.bash.org/?99350
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:38, archived)

bookmarks
classic
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:48, archived)

*parp*

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 19:55, archived)