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It's obviously Cancer Wednesday.
What part of you is growing out of control?

edit: also, is it, or isn't it?

www.b3ta.com/talk/6194277
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
Toenails
But I've also got cancer of the hair.

I predict a cancer meme.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)
my chemo full romance

(__, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
RED HOT CHILLI CANCER

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)
Indiana jones and the TUMOUR of doom

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)
Crosby, Stills, Nash & CANCER OF THE CUNT

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
My shit from my arse hole

(__, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)
I'm
quite the opposite.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
yeah, yours just comes out of your mouth.

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
my hair. BUT NOT LONGWAYS, it is fluffing out and curling and shit.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
Sorry I just thought of something funny.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
I've got a failure for you.
"mike woz ere".

LOFFLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)
my ego.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)
bumholes

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)
crotch rockets
and violins
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
i'm not sure how much longer i'll be able to deal with cancer jokes, to be honest.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
Hey Gobbo: shut up

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)
about 6 months?
/sorry. I'm assuming from a quick glimpse down the board this is all 'internet humour'?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)
Yes!
Great Justice.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
oh how i wish it was.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)
Photos
or it didnt happen
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)
What sort of cancer is it?
If it's penile at least you can have a big dick for a few months.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)
pancreatic :(

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
I hear only gays and mongs get cancer of the pancreas

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
i am both :(

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)
ignore them gobbo, they are behaving badly, this is no time for forum banter

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
Poor Sir Scan Anomaly:(

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)
But im a Saggitarius:(

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
When you've had Chemo
you can pretend to be that bloke off of "Little Britain"

You can do HILARIOUS comedy routines dressed as a gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
If mongychops can beat it, so can you SSG.
I believe in you.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
they said there is practically no chance of me making it through.
but that suggests that there is a chance, so i'm going to do all i can!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)
Loads of people have cancer
some of them are already dead.

It's a shame but life goes on.

I have a sore tooth.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
life goes on?
are you taking the piss?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
yes
I figure if you havent got cancer, it doesnt matter, and if you have, you deserve what you get for admitting you have cancer to a bunch of cunts online.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)
fair point.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)
Oh man! A sore tooth?
Look at these cunts, going on about some "cancer" bullshit, when you've got toothache. Disgusting.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)
in the wise words of spandau ballet
gold
Always believe in your soul
Youve got the power to know
Youre indestructable
Always believe in,because you are
Gold
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)
i find all this very distasteful, you should be ashamed of your fucking selves, grow up, there's a young man that needs our online forum support and you joke around
terrible forum
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
MONGYCHOPS IS AN AIDS HEAD

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)
i can take that, just leave sir sand goblin alone you troll

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)
Are you his mum ?

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)
All of me
In a few weeks I will be a mile high and six kilometres wide. I will open one of my many mouths and vomit boiling blood over the world. After your skin sloughs off your waxy, leathery bodies, I will open the bowels of the earth itself and rupture my distended heart upon its fiery core, ending the world for all time.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)
I Like This!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
it is a b3tan yes.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)
Yeah I'm fairly certain that's cleo.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)
I want to know how 4chan got it.
Is she a secret /b/ camwhore? There is no "sup /b/" datestamp, so maybe not.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)
that is cleo.
but the boob bit is photoshop :(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)
DO YOU THINK?

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)
it took me a while.
i nearly got a lob on but then i saw the pixels :(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)