I slept most of the day.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

I'm going to the shop now.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

top news

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

Get us some snacky goods.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

Cornetto

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

Nah, I was thinking more pies and stuff.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

20 B&H and the Auto Trader please

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

That's such a bloke order

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

20 embassy
and razzle?
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

That too.
but more pervy.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

*slaps arse*
Put yer knickers on and make us a cup of tea, I'm parched!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)

Monnnkkkkkfiiiissshhhhh

( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)

MONKFISH

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)

Monkfish piss

( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

Monkpish

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

Sean Connery?

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)

Yesh indeed

( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

tennish?

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

Half pasht i think

( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

can you get me some cigs?
anything but menthol
( well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

:(
I smoke menthols.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)

it's okay, i'm a girl and i'm smoking a hamlet cigar
so it kind of cancels itself out
(starwars mcguinness is now... STARWARS McGUINNESS, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)

ok, i take it all back,
do you have a webcam?
( well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)

ha ha! nice try!

(starwars mcguinness is now... STARWARS McGUINNESS, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

no i, uh,
look are you having difficulty with the whole concept of /talk? i'm sure someone must have written an faq you could reference
( well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

I do like the occasional hamlet after enough drinks.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

Said Hamlet to Ophelia
I'll do a sketch of thee,
what kind of pencil shall I use
2B or not 2B?

/spike milligan
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)

I love you BILL DOOR

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)

:)

( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)

You're going on the list with glued eel, FoldsFive, derek monte and gilgamesh

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

is this a good thing?

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

yes, but keep the phone number of a relative or next of kin to hand

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

UM
list?

Where is this fabled list?
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

It's a special list.
Kept in his head.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

I NO
lol!11!
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

Rofflecopters

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

YOUR NAME VILL ALSO GO ON ZE LIST!
VOT IS IT?
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

Don't tell him Wildheart Baby

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)

*FIVES FOR NOT GETTING THE QUOTE WRONG*

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)

*stupid boys it*

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)

Cough
Is this list exhaustive?
( in vino veritas, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

No it just needs a quick sit down.
/dad joke.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

*adds Bill Door to list to buy a drink for*

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

*buuuurp*
Coffee please to keep me awake, ta
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

*handsover a quintuple esspresso*

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

SHITLIVER
*cough splutter*
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

he's not a fan of me, at all
that's got to be worth something too
( well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

I'll send you out a coke and a bag of crisps
ok?

;)
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

Oh?
Well you can have the paper bag full of doom and kittens.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

we're all going to say nasty things about you while you're away
then we'll delete the posts before you get back
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

:(((((((

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)