I'd have a Battle Royale with all the b3tans there are
I'd make you all line up and I'd run past you all, punching as I go
( Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)

I'd dodge, trip you up, and stamp on your head.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)

Fallen at the first hurdle
I'm going to give up this life of violence.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)

*sticks foot out and trips you up*

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)

Flapjack would probably hurt you.
He's a bit handy with the martial arts and that.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)

Note:
I am not really going to do this.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)

Flapjack and CHB are probably the only b3tans who can actually fight properly

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)

I reckon there's a few more.
Me and Jenpots probably could.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)

I'd be shit in a fight.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)

What if we gave you a shinai?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)

nah, I can beat people in a dojo because we're all doing kendo
if I took a stick into a street fight and played kendo rules and technique, I'd be destroyed.

I'd be tempted in a street fight if we both had wooden sticks to go straight into Jodan and keep distance then the second they step forward drop it on their head.

but I doubt it'd work.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)

You really fancy your chances against 40,000 of us?
Wow.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6201240
( Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)

too late now
you're going down, boy
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)

Ah shit
Not again
( Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)

Oh SADDEST of SAD FACES...
All I could think of when you wrote that, was Warhammer.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)

It's in situations like this I have a sniff of a tub of ultramarine blue to regain my composure

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)

My proto-jaw would snap out and you'd be running down the rest of the line spraying them from a bloodied stump.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)

I'd prefer the legs akimbo street luge groin punt

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)